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There once was a horse called Purple
Whose profession it was to burgle

Disguised as a mule

 

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There once was a horse called Purple
Whose profession it was to burgle

Disguised as a mule,

The rozzers to fool,
All they could see was his curple - curple (noun) The rump, the posterior of a horse (who knew?)

 

There once was giant rooster

 

 

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There once was giant rooster

Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her

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There once was giant rooster

Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her

He egged her on....

With a cheesy love song

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There once was giant rooster

Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her

He egged her on....

With a cheesy love song
Which made him the perfect suitor.

 

One day a girl from Glenfinnan

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There once was giant rooster

Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her

He egged her on....

With a cheesy love song
Which made him the perfect suitor.

 

One day a girl from Glenfinnan

 

 

 

 

 

Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... 

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One day a girl from Glenfinnan

Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... 

When asked to 'I do',

 

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One day a girl from Glenfinnan

Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... 

When asked to 'I do',

She initially withdrew 

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One day a girl from Glenfinnan

Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... 

When asked to 'I do',

She initially withdrew 

As they love all their out of wed sinnin'

 

* * * 

"Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church

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43 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

One day a girl from Glenfinnan

Married a duffer named Robbie MacKinnon... 

When asked to 'I do',

She initially withdrew 

As they love all their out of wed sinnin'

 

* * * 

"Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church

As  poor Audrey was left in the lurch.. 

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Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church

As poor Audrey was left in the lurch

The groom did a bunk

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3 hours ago, poppy said:

Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church

As poor Audrey was left in the lurch

The groom did a bunk

And, his nose full of gunk... 

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Hell's Bells!" came a shout from the church

As poor Audrey was left in the lurch

The groom did a bunk

And, his nose full of gunk... 

He ran off with that tart Susie Burch

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A very large welder named Basil

Had a voice like granite gravel

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A very large welder name Basil

Had a voice like granite gravel 

He went to the doc

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A very large welder name Basil

Had a voice like granite gravel 

He went to the doc

In a fit of shock

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4 hours ago, muggle not said:

A very large welder name Basil

Had a voice like granite gravel 

He went to the doc

In a fit of shock

Then the doc said 'don't go on the razzle.' 

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In the good old days of yore

Every town had it's own bookstore

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