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1 hour ago, poppy said:

There was a young gorilla in a zoo

Whose very best pal was a gnu
They tried to hold hands

Whilst doing headstands

But instead ended up all askew.

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A  scientist named  Miguel, from Peru

Loved to prepare a fish stew

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17 minutes ago, poppy said:

A  scientist named  Miguel, from Peru

Loved to prepare a fish stew

When he picked up his skillet

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A  scientist named  Miguel, from Peru

Loved to prepare a fish stew

When he picked up his skillet

He determined to fill it

With what he called 'Real Cordon Blue'.

 

A rackety chap, name of Barry,

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5 hours ago, poppy said:

A  scientist named  Miguel, from Peru

Loved to prepare a fish stew

When he picked up his skillet

He determined to fill it

With what he called 'Real Cordon Blue'.

 

A rackety chap, name of Barry,

Had a cousin named Cedric Jim Harry

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39 minutes ago, megustaleer said:

Had a cousin named Cedric Jim Harry

And another called Cecil Tim Larry

When I said 'that's confusing'.... 

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(A rackety chap, name of Barry has been missed ... but never mind :blush:)

 

Had a cousin named Cedric Jim Harry

And another called Cecil Tim Larry

When I said 'That's confusing...

But rather amusing',

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There once was a man called Muldoon

Who wrote an extraordinary tune

With ten changes of key

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14 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There once was a man called Muldoon

Who wrote an extraordinary tune

With ten changes of key
It was impossible to play

So Muldoon emigrated to the moon. 

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A  long time fan of D. Trump

Was much like his a idol, a chump

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14 hours ago, poppy said:

A  long time fan of D. Trump

Was much like his a idol, a chump

When in an election... 

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A  long time fan of D. Trump

Was much like his a idol, a chump

When in an election...
He took a collection

Of ballots straight down to the dump.

..............................................................

 

The song of a blackbird in spring

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The song of a blackbird in spring

Is a very beautiful thing

Perched aloft in his tree

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12 hours ago, poppy said:

The song of a blackbird in spring

Is a very beautiful thing

Perched aloft in his tree

Goes his spindly knee

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The song of a blackbird in spring

Is a very beautiful thing

Perched aloft in his tree

Goes his spindly knee

But still he continues to sing

 

Rock and Roll is the answer to life

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