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I'm ready to sing you the blues

Any old time that you choose

If you can't really hack it

Think it's a woebegone racket

I suggest that you start on the booze

 

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There once was a hole in my bucket  (< OK people, I'm trusting you all to keep this clean!)

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1 hour ago, megustaleer said:

There once was a hole in my bucket,

Which emptied before I could chuck it

 

When I went to the toilet

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There once was a hole in my bucket,

Which emptied before I could chuck it

When I went to the toilet

It really did spoil it

 

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10 hours ago, poppy said:

There once was a hole in my bucket,

Which emptied before I could chuck it

When I went to the toilet

It really did spoil it

 

And to cap it all, a magpie flew in and took it. 

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2 hours ago, megustaleer said:

A man named Paul Smith from the city....

Decided that he was so pretty

That, mirror in hand,
 

In forming a band.... 

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A man named Paul Smith from the city....

Decided that he was so pretty

That, mirror in hand,

In forming a band.... 

He thought that he was God's gift to humanity

 

There was a young tiger called Foxy 

Edited by lunababymoonchild

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There was a young tiger named Foxy

Who thought his life was real poxy

His name was so silly

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There was a young tiger named Foxy

Who thought his life was real poxy

His name was so silly
He preferred to be called Willy

But made no difference at his autopsy

 

'Twas a blustery day in Great Snoring

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[Just a note that I've moved this topic to the section for thread games :) ]

 

 

'Twas a blustery day in Great Snoring,

And wet! It really was pouring.

The hole in the roof

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'Twas a blustery day in Great Snoring,
And wet! It really was pouring.
The hole in the roof
Led to a wet poof

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'Twas a blustery day in Great Snoring,
And wet! It really was pouring.
The hole in the roof
Led to a wet poof

At least no-one thought it was boring.

 

There was a young lady from Camden

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There was a young lady from Camden

Whose behaviour was outrageously random

 

 

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There was a young lady from Camden

Whose behaviour was outrageously random

She threw cups in the lock

Edited by Chrissy

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1 hour ago, Chrissy said:

There was a young lady from Camden

Whose behaviour was outrageously random

She threw cups in the lock

 Bought a grandfather clock... 

Edited by itsmeagain

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There was a young lady from Camden

Whose behaviour was outrageously random

She threw cups in the lock

Bought a grandfather clock... 

Then she took off at high speed in a tandem

 

There was a young gorilla in a zoo

 

 

 

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There was a young gorilla in a zoo

Whose very best pal was a gnu

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There was a young gorilla in a zoo

Whose very best pal was a gnu
They tried to hold hands

Whilst doing headstands

Edited by poppy

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