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A wolf made a classic mistake

When one day, upon her lunch break

She dressed as a sheep

At the stile made a leap... 
and broke all her nails which were fake

 

 

There was a young man from Cirencester 

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4 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

A wolf made a

On 15/06/2017 at 4:21 PM, Athena said:

 

Thanks, Janet :). The lady at GoodReads said she'd 

 

 

There was a young man from Cirencester 

Whose parental home was in Leicester 

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There was a young man from Cirencester 

Whose parental home was in Leicester.

That's an eighty mile trip,

Rough with his wife giving lip

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There was a young man from Cirencester 

Whose parental home was in Leicester.

That's an eighty mile trip,

Rough with his wife giving lip.

He was glad they weren't driving to Chester.

....................................................................

 

An author once got writer's block

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7 minutes ago, megustaleer said:

There was a young man from Cirencester 

Whose parental home was in Leicester.

That's an eighty mile trip,

Rough with his wife giving lip.

He was glad they weren't driving to Chester.

....................................................................

 

An author once got writer's block

 

And when travelling around Bangkok... 

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An author once got writer's block

And when travelling around Bangkok

A tuk tuk he hailed

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38 minutes ago, poppy said:

An author once got writer's block

And when travelling around Bangkok

A tuk tuk he hailed

As the final boat sailed.... 

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An author once got writer's block

And when travelling around Bangkok

A tuk tuk he hailed

As the final boat sailed

'This gadabout life's all poppycock!'

 

There once was a yak from Tibet,

Edited by poppy

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There once was a yak from Tibet,

Tied up his long hair in a net
He really felt cold

But with his new look, quite bold, 

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36 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

There once was a yak from Tibet,

Tied up his long hair in a net
He really felt cold

But with his new look, quite bold, 

Saying, 'no I don't need any vet.'

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1 hour ago, megustaleer said:

A young politician from Louth...

Had his chest tattooed ‘Nil By Mouth’

- Except for his foot

 

 

Shaped like a walnut.... 

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A young politician from Louth...

Had his chest tattooed ‘Nil By Mouth’

- Except for his foot

Shaped like a walnut

'Which sported the slogan 'Gone South!'.

 

A frisky young lassie named Kate,

Edited by poppy

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A frisky young lassie named Kate

A sandwich began to masticate 

chewed her way through it

Then shouted 'Oh, screw it!'

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A frisky young lassie named Kate

A sandwich began to masticate 

chewed her way through it

Then shouted 'Oh, screw it!'

And grabbed another from off the plate

 

* * *

I'm ready to sing you the blues

 

 

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23 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:

I'm ready to sing you the blues

At any old time that you choose

If you can't really hack it... 

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I'm ready to sing you the blues

Any old time that you choose

If you can't really hack it

Think it's a woebegone racket

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