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A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

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On 23/07/2021 at 10:42 AM, poppy said:

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive... 

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A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive

And his size puffed up by double

 

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

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21 hours ago, poppy said:

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive

And his size puffed up by double

 

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay..  

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Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay

He pigged out in the cafe

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4 hours ago, poppy said:

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay

He pigged out in the cafe

Met a girl named Melaffey

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Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay

He pigged out in the cafe

Met a girl named Melaffey

And unfortunately got stuck in a doorway

 

A lively young lassie from Glasgow 

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A lively young lassie from Glasgow

At a dance, met a bloke named Steve Hazgoe... 

They immediately clicked,

And when they got nicked...

They blew kisses through bars in the window.

 

There was a small puppy from Spain

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There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

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3 hours ago, Hux said:

There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

Fernando the second... 

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There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

Fernando the second

His teeth were a weapon

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6 hours ago, poppy said:

There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

Fernando the second

His teeth were a weapon

And they nibbled his human, named Jane. 

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Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk

And some smelly old civet cat musk

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Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk

And some smelly old civet cat musk

When he went to the dentist 

A second rate apprentice 

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23 hours ago, poppy said:

Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk

And some smelly old civet cat musk

When he went to the dentist 

A second rate apprentice 

Said I'm going to be pulling your teeth out til dusk. 🦊🤣

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Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

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18 hours ago, poppy said:

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound..... 

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Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound.....

 

she literally swooned,

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6 hours ago, timebug said:

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound.....

 

she literally swooned,

Rnd gasping for air, she fell doon. 

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