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A  young elephant, name of Jumbo..

Loved to eat filé gumbo

When he switched on the hob

He knocked off a knob

And relaxed with an episode of Columbo 

 

There once was a man from Botswana 

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There once was a man from Botswana

His name was Cedric Agana 

On a trip to Gabon

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1 hour ago, Hux said:

There once was a man from Botswana

His name was Cedric Agana 

On a trip to Gabon

He drank gin with someone.... 

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There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hux said:

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

 

 

When he walked through the Bronx... 

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There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

When he walked through the Bronx... 

Amid hooting and honks

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8 hours ago, megustaleer said:

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

When he walked through the Bronx... 

Amid hooting and honks

He was mistaken for Arthur Miller. 

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When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

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When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

The puddles of oil

Really do spoil 

 

 

 

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21 hours ago, Hux said:

When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

The puddles of oil

Really do spoil 

 

 

 

Your toast in so many ways. 

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A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

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A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

When out with his mistress

Being all surreptitious 

 

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12 hours ago, poppy said:

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

When out with his mistress

Being all surreptitious 

 

He looked at another lady's bum. 

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Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

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Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock 

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16 minutes ago, Hayley said:

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock 

It  did not even knock.... 

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Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock

It didn't even knock 

And now it sits quietly on my head

 

There once was a singer from Egypt 

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