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1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said:

A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty

With its swearing drove everyone nutty

It couldn't be staid

It's  nuts it mislaid... 

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A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty

With its swearing drove everyone nutty.

It couldn't be staid,

it's nuts it mislaid...

So they sealed up its beak with some putty.

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A diet of chocolate and cheese

 

 

 

 

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A diet of chocolate and cheese 

Caused Rodney to expand at the knees 

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A diet of chocolate and cheese 

Caused Rodney to expand at the knees

When he went to the shop

For a giant lollipop

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21 minutes ago, poppy said:

A diet of chocolate and cheese 

Caused Rodney to expand at the knees

When he went to the shop

For a giant lollipop

He ate all the honey made by all the bees. 

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Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight

Liked to curse and fight

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1 hour ago, poppy said:

Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight

Liked to curse and fight

When he trained as a boxer.... 

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Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight

Liked to curse and fight

When he trained as a boxer.... 

As soon as he clocks her

He tried to make everything right.

 

There was a young lady from Whipsnade

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There was a young lady from Whipsnade

Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade 

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37 minutes ago, Hux said:

There was a young lady from Whipsnade

Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade 

Said hey there, ahoy.... 

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9 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young lady from Whipsnade

Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade 

Said hey there, ahoy.... 
As a distracting ploy

Then told the man hey mush your bed's made. 

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A rancid old man from Manchester... 

Had a soap maker as an ancestor 

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20 hours ago, poppy said:

A rancid old man from Manchester... 

Had a soap maker as an ancestor 

When he went for a shower.... 

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A rancid old man from Manchester... 

Had a soap maker as an ancestor 

When he went for a shower....

He produced a scent like a flower 

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7 hours ago, Hux said:

A rancid old man from Manchester... 

Had a soap maker as an ancestor 

When he went for a shower....

He produced a scent like a flower 

And said, "If she smells nice then I'll best her." 

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On 21/05/2021 at 8:53 AM, megustaleer said:

A woman called Scilly, from Thames.....

Invented some silly  team games

One was named Squillion.. 

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