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A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith.

Purred like a tiger without any teeth

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A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith.

Purred like a tiger without any teeth

In a fit of panic

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A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith.

Purred like a tiger without any teeth

In a fit of panic
He got a mechanic

To delve in the workings beneath.

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My Pa was a trifle erratic

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My Pa was a trifle erratic

Some called him over dramatic 

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My Pa was a trifle erratic

Some called him over dramatic 

Like a harpy he'd scream

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My Pa was a trifle erratic
Some called him over dramatic
Like a harpy he'd scream
Or just sit and dream
Of the Antiques in the attic
 
There was a Lad from Trinidad

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There was a lad from Trinidad

Who instigated a rather curious fad

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There was a lad from Trinidad

Who instigated a rather curious fad.

With mango and lime

And a pinch of wild thyme

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There was a lad from Trinidad
Who instigated a rather curious fad.
With mango and lime
And a pinch of wild thyme
As a shampoo it wasn't too bad.
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If I had  a few folk come for supper
 

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If I had a few folk come for supper

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper

As an exciting dessert 

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21 minutes ago, Hux said:

If I had a few folk come for supper

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper

As an exciting dessert 

Which I'll share with Pa Burt....

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If I had a few folk come for supper

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper

As an exciting dessert 

Which I'll share with Pa Burt

And rate it jolly good tucker

 

I like to put beans in my ears

Edited by poppy

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I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

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I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm

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I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm,

For it's very bad form

As she's worked at the Heinz factory for years 

 

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Edited by Hux

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3 hours ago, Hux said:

I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm,

For it's very bad form

As she's worked at the Heinz factory for years 

 

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 

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There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 
When a small one let off

In his trousers he coughed

And the scent took control of the land 

 

A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty

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