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There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter

To a long standing debtor 

For he was nothing but a scamp

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There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter

To a long standing debtor 

For he was nothing but a scamp

 

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

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There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

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There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

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1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

Got pricked by a pin

And was killed by hurricane Cassie. 

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35 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion...... 

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Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion..... 

Brought about a conclusion 

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8 minutes ago, Hux said:

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion..... 

Brought about a conclusion 

The fatties got no hedgehogs to eat. 

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Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

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Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

Gave a keynote address

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Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

Gave a keynote address

Which got a huge round of applause

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There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

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There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

He didn't get far

Whenever he went for a jog

 

 

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

 

Edited by Hux

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36 minutes ago, Hux said:

There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

He didn't get far

Whenever he went for a jog

 

 

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

 

Who went to work always so pissed

Edited by itsmeagain

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3 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

Who went to work always so pissed

He couldn't say much

He avoided every touch

Edited by muggle not

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