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There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

He developed a hack

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12 hours ago, poppy said:

There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

He developed a hack

Of lying on his back.... 

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There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

He developed a hack

Of lying on his back

Whilst spouting his crazy manifesto

 

In the good old days of yore

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18 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party... 

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In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

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2 hours ago, poppy said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

You could compensate by deciding to score. 

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2 hours ago, poppy said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

You could compensate by deciding to score. 

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Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

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8 minutes ago, poppy said:

Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

When he woke the next morning.... 

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Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

When he woke the next morning..

And light was just dawning

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Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

When he woke the next morning..

And light was just dawning

'E=MC squared!'

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20 hours ago, poppy said:

I love spaghetti the best

I dribble sauce down my vest

Now I'll have a plateful... 

Edited by itsmeagain

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I love spaghetti the best

I dribble sauce down my vest

Now I'll have a plateful...

And be forever grateful 

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I love spaghetti the best

I dribble sauce down my vest

Now I'll have a plateful...

And be forever grateful 

While the rest of my wardrobe goes west!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

An author of world-wide repute

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An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

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8 minutes ago, poppy said:

An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

That when he went out.... 

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An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

That when he went out ...

Like some mouldy bean sprout 

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29 minutes ago, poppy said:

An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

That when he went out ...

Like some mouldy bean sprout 

Someone shouted,,,' oh what a galoot.' 

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Fe fi fo fum.......

Said the father of a missing nun

Edited by Hux

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