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Young Fred had a thing about trains

He was not, though, equipped with much brains..

He liked to choo choo

Like a demented gnu

Before having a nap in the drains

 

 

When Margaret discovered S&M

Edited by Hux

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When Margaret discovered S&M

She started to raise her hem

A man called Steve

Edited by Hux

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8 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

When Margaret discovered S&M

She started to raise her hem

A man called Steve
Asked her to leave

So she said I will whip all the men. 

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A grumpy old soldier named Billy... 

Looked down in his trousers when chilly

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7 hours ago, Hux said:

A grumpy old soldier named Billy... 

Looked down in his trousers when chilly

But what he saw there.... 

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A grumpy old soldier named Billy... 

Looked down in his trousers when chilly

But what he saw there.... 

He just couldn't bear

A peanut instead of a willy 

 

 

There once was a lad at the zoo

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12 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There once was a lad at the zoo

Who very much liked the Gnu

When he went to the staff room 

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There once was a lad at the zoo

Who very much liked the Gnu

When he went to the staffroom

Instead of the bathroom

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3 hours ago, poppy said:

There once was a lad at the zoo

Who very much liked the Gnu

When he went to the staffroom

Instead of the bathroom

He crouched down on the floor for a poo. 

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A time when there was no war..

So peaceful it would make you snore

The bombs were unused 

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A time when there was no war..

So peaceful it would make you snore

The bombs were unused 

And landmines defused

And peace reigned on meadow and shore.

 

 Wilhelmina would just stand and stare

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Wilhelmina would just stand and stare

At something they was barely there

On closer inspection 

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Wilhelmina would just stand and stare
At something that was barely there

On closer inspection

She's admiring her reflection

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Wilhelmina would just stand and stare
At something that was barely there

On closer inspection

She's admiring her reflection
Which was stunning, to be fair

Edited by lunababymoonchild

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There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

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