seriously substantial pair of bolt cutters, equipped to despatch the largest of locks.
'Gazooks, man, watch where you're waving that great big thing around!'
'Now don't yous fret, Padre, me'll 'ave you out o' tha int jiffy.' He tapped the side of his nose and with a loud chuckle added, 'Tha soul o' discretion, tha's me, you boys and yon bedroom games.'
The Vicar bridled and retorted indignantly...