, I mean, Molly isn't so excellent and is on 11.44 per hour. ' Lads, am taking 8 of yeez on..11 notes an hr, evenings..write yeez names on this ya bit o paper, know am sayin bruvs?', I intoned, sounding like a streetwise bruv from London rather than a manager. An undignified scramble for pens ensued, during which Benjy Bent, 13, of Southall,apparently pushed Noah Cant, 12, from Ealing, who in turn spilled cold water on Cuddles the tuxedo tabby, and then Cuddles hissed at Puddles the tuxedo black n white, who spat at Buddle the orphan ginger , π« who swiped at me, I then sent all the boys packing, 8 of them brandishing tenners as they departed.
An hour or 4 later, Parson Cross, a veritable and true believer, rang the doorbell.
' Well, the Good and Most High, esteemed, privilege bestowing Light, saved me, Revolting...girl identified me, dear Lord, but oh..in thy beneficence I tust , and the police said she's a useless clown, we are gonna ensure Martin Thickhead, 43, from Edlingham, is getting stitched up for this, come what may. I say, how tidy it is..where are the delinque.....err boys?, he asked, taking out a cigar and a box of matches.