Inanna
6th March 2006, 13:10
Delia's way & the real woman's way.
Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's
sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
in a potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t.
Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will
eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and
it will keep for weeks.
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8
ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache,
but you wont give a sh*t?
Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?
and finally the most important tip
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
and sauces.
The Real Woman's Way
Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!
Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's
sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
in a potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t.
Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will
eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and
it will keep for weeks.
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8
ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache,
but you wont give a sh*t?
Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?
and finally the most important tip
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
and sauces.
The Real Woman's Way
Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!