Stuart MacBride

[Kell]

Stuart MacBride
Website (http://www.stuartmacbride.com/en/)

Books
Cold Granite (http://undermindbooks.blogspot.com/2006/09/cold-granite-by-stewart-mcbride.html)
Dying Light (http://undermindbooks.blogspot.com/2006/11/dying-light-by-stuart-macbride.html)
Broken Skin (http://undermindbooks.blogspot.com/2007/05/broken-skin-by-stuart-macbride.html)
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I’m kind of excited about this month’s featured author, as I’ve been devouring his books as soon as they come out! These are crime thrillers with a pitch-black sense of humour running throughout that perfectly reflects the Northern mentality – well, they are set in Aberdeen, after all!

Stuart will be with us throughout October to answer any questions our members may have.

:welcome: to the forum, Stuart – it’s great to have you here!

[Purple Poppy]

This is the impetus to get reading again! I still have the second and third books to read.
And folks, he is such a lovely man...takes time to talk to everyone!

[Stuart MacBride]

A lovely man eh? I fear you've been drinking, PP, but thank you.

I'll be here all month (try the shrimp), popping in and out between bouts of horrible editing and the odd event. Like the Inverness Book Festival (http://www.invernessbookfestival.com) on Wednesday and the post-Inverness Book Festival Hangover on Thursday.

Ah the joys...

[Louiseog]

right Cold Granite is next!

Who inspires you, scares you? (authorwise really)

[Purple Poppy]

Oh my goodness Stuart! I didn't realise you were already around LOL. :blush:
But it is nevertheless true. You took the time to talk to everyone individually on the day we met you. It's much appreciated.:)
Pp

[sooz1uk]

I first read 'Cold Granite' last year after it was chosen as a read in my reading group (The Posh Club - based in Aberdeen) and have since gone on myself to read your other two books 'Dying Light' and 'Broken Skin' and I thoroughly enjoyed reading all three of them. Was wondering if you have any plans to write more? :D

[Stuart MacBride]

I think the people who really inspire me are writers like R.D.Wingfield (sadly no longer with us (http://halfhead.blogspot.com/2007/08/tribute-to-rd-wingfield.html), but he wrote the books A TOUCH OF FROST were based on), Val McDermid, Mark Billingham, and Larry Niven believe it or not.

I think I take something from every book I read, whether it's 'Jesus, I'm going to have to try harder to come even close to this...' to 'Holy **** that was bloody awful. NEVER, EVER do something that bad!'

The only person who scares me - writer or otherwise - is me. I know what actually goes on inside my head...

[Stuart MacBride]

Was wondering if you have any plans to write more? :D

Hi Sooz,

Glad you liked them! And yes, I do indeed have another one in the pipeline, no so much on the horizon as bearing down on me like a Sumo wrestler in spandex pants. I'm editing the fourth Logan McRae book at the moment and I've got about... 4, maybe 5 days more to do, then there'll be a huge chunk of typing up to do.

FLESH HOUSE (as it's going to be called) will be out in the UK in May 2008. And after that I've got a contract for another two Logan books with HarperCollins, so I'm still going to be doing this in 2010.

After that, I'm thinking about becoming a plumber.

[sooz1uk]

Thanks so much for your message Stuart. You have made my day. The message I left was the first message I had ever put on a forum and it was so nice to get a reply from you :D

[jenmck]

Here's a writer question. Do you plot? And do your characters talk to you?

[Inver]

Cold Granite is the only one I have read although hubby enjoyed your second too. We love the sweetie eating police boss. What made you do that? And why did you make the weather so bad?

[Stuart MacBride]

Here's a writer question. Do you plot? And do your characters talk to you?

So... do I make this **** up as I go along, and am I schizophrenic?

Hmm...

Sort of, and sometimes.

I use mind maps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind_map) to get an overview of what the story's going to be about and some of the things that are going to happen. A novel takes up pretty much the whole whiteboard in my study (a short story takes a sheet of A4) and once I reach the edges of the board I sit down and start to write. I'll usually go back and replan 2 or 3 times during a book to keep up with all the little stuff that pops up while I'm writing that I didn't expect. Sometimes these are pretty major deviances from the original plot, but it's all grist to the whatnot.

As to the talking characters: some days it's easier than others, but as I'm not a complete crazy person I don't actually talk to them. I know what they're likely to say in any given situation and I write it down, simple as that. I'm not a big believer in all this 'channelling characters as if they're real people' stuff. They're not real people, I made them up. I am their GOD and they will worship me or suffer the consequences!

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

[Stuart MacBride]

Cold Granite is the only one I have read although hubby enjoyed your second too. We love the sweetie eating police boss. What made you do that? And why did you make the weather so bad?


Ah, the good old weather question ;}# I was living in Kingswells when I started writing COLD GRANITE - it was the dead of winter and every time I looked out the window, ready to start the next scene it was either hammering down, drizzling, or snowing fit to burst. And that was what I put into the book. I don't think we've had a winter quite that crummy since, but that year it was sodding awful.

As for DI Insch, his sweetie addiction just came about by accident while I was writing him. Now I use it as an excuse to put in all the sweets I remember loving from my childhood. I've recently discovered a wee sweetie shop in the nearest town that does old-fashioned Scottish confectionery, so look out for 'soor plooms', 'tatties' and 'granny sookers' making their appearance.

And while we're talking about such things: I've given Tunnocks Tasty Caramel Wafers (http://www.tunnock.co.uk/caramelwafer.html) a plug in every single book and I've never received so much as a single freebie, never mind a lifetime's supply. COME ON TUNNOCKS - WHAT'S A GUY GOT TO DO?

[Kell]

Hi Stuart! Obviously you don't go around maiming, murdering and committing random violent crimes (or at least, I hope not!), so you must have a network of contacts for research purposes. How did you go about getting in touch with people who could give you first-hand information and details for use in your novels? And do you enjoy the research side of things?

[jenmck]

So... do I make this **** up as I go along, and am I schizophrenic?

Hmm...

Sort of, and sometimes.

I use mind maps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind_map) to get an overview of what the story's going to be about and some of the things that are going to happen. A novel takes up pretty much the whole whiteboard in my study (a short story takes a sheet of A4) and once I reach the edges of the board I sit down and start to write. I'll usually go back and replan 2 or 3 times during a book to keep up with all the little stuff that pops up while I'm writing that I didn't expect. Sometimes these are pretty major deviances from the original plot, but it's all grist to the whatnot.

As to the talking characters: some days it's easier than others, but as I'm not a complete crazy person I don't actually talk to them. I know what they're likely to say in any given situation and I write it down, simple as that. I'm not a big believer in all this 'channelling characters as if they're real people' stuff. They're not real people, I made them up. I am their GOD and they will worship me or suffer the consequences!

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Mine never listen to me. :lol:
These sound wonderful! And I second Kell's question. What's your favorite research location?

[madcow]

Stuart, loved the three Logan McRae books and so looking forward to reading 'Flesh House' when it comes out.

My questions for you are...

When you have time what do you like to read? Do you have a favourite genre or author?

[Inver]

And while we're talking about such things: I've given Tunnocks Tasty Caramel Wafers (http://www.tunnock.co.uk/caramelwafer.html) a plug in every single book and I've never received so much as a single freebie, never mind a lifetime's supply. COME ON TUNNOCKS - WHAT'S A GUY GOT TO DO?
Send them a copy of the books and highlight the pages you mention them...you never know!:lol:

[Stuart MacBride]

Obviously you don't go around maiming, murdering and committing random violent crimes

Say's who?

How did you go about getting in touch with people who could give you first-hand information and details for use in your novels?

This is going to sound freaky weird, but I used my telephone. I rang Police Headquarters and spoke to some police officers, then I rang the Morgue and spoke to an Anatomical Pathology Technician. Everyone was incredibly helpful.

For other stuff I just asked friends and friends of friends. You'd be surprised just how wide a spread of intelligence you already have at your fingertips. You just have to make use of it.

And writing novels gives you the ultimate excuse for being a nosey bastard. What more do you need?

[Stuart MacBride]

When you have time what do you like to read? Do you have a favourite genre or author?

Ever since I started going to crime conventions I've had a huge chunk of extra books to read - whenever I meet someone at these thing that I like, I do my best to go read their books. Which means I always have a vast backlog of crime fiction to read.

This is good, because I genuinely love crime fiction. I don't think any other genre is so focussed on delivering a gripping plot, action and character-driven narrative.

Writers I frequent are: Mark Billingham, Val McDermid, R.D. Wingfield (sadly nolonger with us), Simon Kernick, John Rickards... and many, many others.

[Purple Poppy]

Hi again Stuart.
My OH is an Aberdonian born and bred, and loved the fact that the stories are set in Aberdeen. Obviously public places are 'real' but the descriptions of private homes etc looked like they'd been disuised a bit, presumably to make sure there are no repercussions...or am I talking drivel?:blush:
Pp

[Stuart MacBride]

Obviously public places are 'real' but the descriptions of private homes etc looked like they'd been disuised a bit, presumably to make sure there are no repercussions...or am I talking drivel?


Nope, you're not - I never use a real address for a scene in the books unless it's a public building (Force Headquarters, the Music Hall etc.) Given the kind of books I write I don't think it'd be fair to use someone's home as the setting for something horrible. So I make up streets that fit the general pattern of the area they're in and then feel free to have all manner of nasty things go on there.

[Kell]

I used to live on Marischal Street and have got it into my head that Logan lives in my old flat No. 44a, just over the little bridge bit, on the right hand side of the road (looking towards the harbour). The dining room window looked out over Theatre Lane (where the "ladies of the night" were often to be seen plying their trade). I'd love to know Logan's proper address...

[Stuart MacBride]

I used to live on Marischal Street and have got it into my head that Logan lives in my old flat No. 44a ... I'd love to know Logan's proper address

Well, you're definitely in the right neighbourhood. I'm going to have to keep Logan's actual address a secret though, just in case someone's looking to break his legs...

[Inver]

I know you base your books in Aberdeen, but would you ever consider basing them in another Scottish town/city or abroad even, but still using the same characters?

[scottishbookworm]

:welcome:to the forum stewart,


are your books in the same lines sort of style as Ian rankin?

I'm a regular reader of Ian rankin but am tempted to read one of your titles

[Stuart MacBride]

would you ever consider basing them in another Scottish town/city or abroad even, but still using the same characters?

I don't think so, Inver. As it is I've got the whole North East of Scotland to play with and offshore too - it all falls under Grampian Police's jurisdiction. Mind you, with all this talk of 'policing without borders', international cooperation, and the 'war on terror', you never know.

[Stuart MacBride]

are your books in the same lines sort of style as Ian rankin?

Hi SBW,

Well, my books are set in Scotland and they're about the police, but other than that...? Possibly. I'd say Rebus is definitely a lone wolf kinda guy -- my books are more teamwork-based.

Then again, they both have a darkness to them, and some of that good old-fashioned Scottish gallows humour.

Ian Rankin's a terrific writer, so if my books come close to his kind of quality I'll be very proud indeed.

[Kell]

Are any of the characters you write based on anyone you know (however loosely)? Or are they perhaps conglomerates of several people? Or are they completely separate from anyone you've met?

[Stuart MacBride]

Are any of the characters you write based on anyone you know...

A couple are, Kell, but not until the third book - I was asked if I'd auction off a character for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation and I thought I'd have a bit of fun with other people I know.

So PC John Rickards is based on... John Rickards (http://www.johnrickards.com/) (writes very good crime novels for Penguin*) with only a few minor changes to make him work better in the story. Another friend, Alex Clark, became Zander Clark (I took liberties with him and made him a pornographer in the book).

Everyone else probably have small slivers of other people I know / meet at events / sit within earshot of in the pub... But it's not a conscious thing.

* The publisher, not the birds. That would just be silly

[pipistrelle]

As for DI Insch, his sweetie addiction just came about by accident while I was writing him. Now I use it as an excuse to put in all the sweets I remember loving from my childhood. I've recently discovered a wee sweetie shop in the nearest town that does old-fashioned Scottish confectionery, so look out for 'soor plooms', 'tatties' and 'granny sookers' making their appearance.

Hi Stuart. Having discovered that one of your DIs shares the same name as the place of my birth!, I recently bought Cold Granite and Dying Light. I've yet to read them but, out of interest, is he called after Insch?

I haven't heard of lucky tatties for years. I don't suppose they are allowed to put the plastic charms in them these days. Soor plooms etc probably account for my mouthful of amalgum, but happy days.

[Purple Poppy]

Are we allowed to know which town this is, Stuart. We locals might like a visit!;)
Pipistrelle....welcome to the board. Lovely to have you join us. If you were born in Insch, does that mean you are near Aberdeen these days? If so, you are in good company. There are four of us from Aberdeen on the forum!

Pp

[Louiseog]

Have just finished Cold Granite and feel great, have found a new author who I love. Can I marry Logan? :smile2:

[burghead lass]

I usually have 2 books on the go one upstairs and one downstairs. Cold Granite was upstairs here beside the compute where I can pick it now and the but it has now gone downstairs as well so I can read it more. Sorry to say the I had neve heard of Stuart McBride until a book came into the chartiy shop where I work.

Read the back and liked the story and now I have fell in love with Stuart and can wait to read more of his books ;). I love his humor and the story even tho' I only about have way thru.

Heather

[pipistrelle]

PP,

No, I'm over on the west coast.

[Michelle]

Stuart, have you always enjoyed writing, or is it something you 'discovered' at a later age? Did you write stories as a youngster? (Not saying you're not young now, of course! ;))

[Stuart MacBride]

is he called after Insch?

Good guess, Pipistrelly, but no cigar. I used to work with a lovely lady whose last name was Insch. And I named him after her.

[Stuart MacBride]

Can I marry Logan? :smile2:

Well... I suppose... You'd probably have to take him out to dinner and dancing first though. He's not the kind to marry a strange lady on a first date.

[Stuart MacBride]

have you always enjoyed writing...?

I can't say I enjoy it much at the moment, Michelle. But no - I wasn't one of these precocious sods who pen their first novel at the tender age of three. I absolutely hated English in school, though I loved to read.

I only came in to writing in my mid-twenties, when a couple of friends talked me into giving it a shot. They were writing as a hobby, and I thought I'd give it a go. And got hooked. But up till then: nothing.

[Spooncat]

Hello

I have to confess that i havent read any of your books,,,,,,yet:smile2: i am tempted though.

I wanted to ask - would u like ur books turned into films or a tv series? and also what did u do with ur first book- did u send it to lots of publishers?

kay:readingtwo:

[Inver]

What do you like to read when you are not writing?

[madcow]

Stuart, following on from one of Spooncats questions, if your books were made into a tv series and/or films who would you like to play the parts of Logan, Insch and DI Steel?

[Stuart MacBride]

I have to confess that i havent read any of your books,,,,,,yet:smile2: i am tempted though.

Then you should give in to temptation Spooncat, there's no point denying yourself. They're full of fibre, low in fat, and sugar-free.

would u like ur books turned into films or a tv series? and also what did u do with ur first book- did u send it to lots of publishers?


Yes, and it depends. In that order. The first book I wrote isn't the first book that was published - it was a rather twisted comedy thriller thing and the writing was bloody terrible. I loved it at the time, but a lot of it makes me cringe now. But it was my first book, so I'm daftly proud of it.

COLD GRANTE (the first one to be published) only went to HarperCollins, and they picked it up. So it didn't have to go anywhere else. Which is nice.

[Stuart MacBride]

What do you like to read when you are not writing?

Loads of different stuff, Inver. Because I meet a lot of other crime writers at events and festivals I tend to pick up books by people I like, so my TBR pile is stuffed full of crime fiction. I like other stuff as well, but crime's my favourite.

Recently enjoyed reads include:
Ray Banks (http://www.thesaturdayboy.com/) - SATURDAY'S CHILD
Allan Guthrie (http://www.allanguthrie.co.uk/) - HARD MAN
Adrian Hyland - DIAMOND DOVE
Charlie Williams (http://www.charliewilliams.net/) - DEADFOLK

[Stuart MacBride]

Swho would you like to play the parts of Logan, Insch and DI Steel?

I'd have quite liked John Simm (played the part of Sam Tyler in Life On Mars) to play Logan, but now that he's been in LOM that would probably be a non-starter.

In my mind Insch is a shaven-headed Robbie Coltrane - certainly it has to be someone who's very tall and very wide.

Steel I have no idea for, but someone recently suggested that Helen Mirren would filthy up nicely for the part. From playing the Queen, to a wrinkly, chain-smoking, foul-mouthed, lesbian. What could be better?

Did you have anyone in mind?

[madcow]

I thought Helen Mirren for Steel too but for the other two...goes off to have a think :roll:

[Louiseog]

John Simm would be good, or David Tennant?

[burghead lass]

ok I would have David tennet as Logan
Helen Mirren for Steel
Robbie Coltrane for Inch
Tghe acress that plays jackie in Tagert can't rember her name for WPC Watson

[Stuart MacBride]

John Simm would be good, or David Tennant?

Surprisingly enough, David Tennant was down to read the books for the audio (abridged) versions, but pulled out due to other, time-travelling commitments.

Can't say that I blame him ;}#

But then again, I think if he were to play Logan, most people would be wondering why Doctor Who was investigating prostitute murders in Aberdeen...

[Louiseog]

But then again, I think if he were to play Logan, most people would be wondering why Doctor Who was investigating prostitute murders in Aberdeen...
Brilliant!!!

[madcow]

John Simm would be good, or David Tennant?

I totally agree with you Louise, still not sure about Robbie Coltrane playing Insch though, but can't think of another to quote "very tall and very wide" actor.

[Louiseog]

I totally agree with you Louise, still not sure about Robbie Coltrane playing Insch though, but can't think of another to quote "very tall and very wide" actor.
THink RC is a bit too cuddley somehow need someone with a bald head and big.... possibilities in the world cup final?!?

[Michelle]

As far as I'm concerned, I could watch John Simms and David Tennant in anything! :D

[jenmck]

You could go Hollywood and have Van Diesel play him. :D

[burghead lass]

ok how about this then

Insch-Donald Sinden
Miller-Martin Shaw
Watson-Blythe Duff
Logan-John Michie
Steele-Helen Mirren

[Purple Poppy]

How about Daniela Nardini, for Steele? She was Anna in 'This Life', and I reckon she'd make a really good Steele. This (http://www.amazon.co.uk/This-Life-1-Jack-Davenport/dp/B000CCE27S)picci might remind you of the series. Daniella is top right.
Pp

[Inver]

Where have you attended book festivals about and given talks? Just wondered if you would consider 'Winter Words' (usually held in the Spring) at Pitlochry theatre maybe not this time but in the future? (Have contacts there)

[Stuart MacBride]

ok how about this then
Insch-Donald Sinden
Miller-Martin Shaw
Watson-Blythe Duff
Logan-John Michie
Steele-Helen Mirren

Er... I'm afraid Blythe Duff's got about 20 years on Watson (who should be round about 26-ish)
And Donald Sinden for Insch...? Have you been drinking?
And MARTIN SHAW as Miller? That's not drink talking, that's something way stronger.

Time to seek professional help, Burghead Lass ;}#

[Stuart MacBride]

Where have you attended book festivals about and given talks? Just wondered if you would consider 'Winter Words' (usually held in the Spring) at Pitlochry theatre maybe not this time but in the future? (Have contacts there)

Hey Inver,

I've done a few festivals: Harrogate, Edinburgh, Kilmarnock, North Lanarkshire, Bristol,Inverness, Aberdeen... Oh, I'm such a hussy.

If you like crime festivals then I can wholeheartedly recommend Harrogate - it's a very good way to meet and hang out with the very best in the genre. I can't big it up enough.

And Winter Words sounds interesting - the best bet would be for your contacts to give HarperCollins a shout as they tend to organise all that kind of thing for me. I am but their humble, dancing monkey!

[burghead lass]

Hello Stuart

:lol:Thanks for the laugh I just can't stop laughing :lol: and all I was drinking at the time was fruit teas :lol:

Heather

[Kell]

Hello again, Stuart. Seeing as how it's the last day of the month, I thought I'd ask a couple more questions:

What do you enjoy most about writing? And do you enjoy things like books signings / readings / meeting your fans?

[Stuart MacBride]

Hello again, Stuart. Seeing as how it's the last day of the month, I thought I'd ask a couple more questions:

Glad you did, Kell, I was beginning to think nobody loved me.

What do you enjoy most about writing? And do you enjoy things like books signings / readings / meeting your fans?

To be honest, after completing the latest book (FLESH HOUSE) it's hard to think of anything I enjoy about it at all. Well, I say completing, but there's still the line edit to go through yet. But once I've forgotten the nine months of torture and misery, I'll be back to the fun bit again: 'making **** up'.

Honestly, that's the best bit about writing, taking all the little voices in your head and forcing them into something you didn't know existed before.

And I do enjoy meeting the people who buy the books. Signings can be a hit or miss thing - I once sat in the lobby of a draughty Costco in Glasgow for hours and hours, listening to the rain hammering on the roof, and only managed to shift about three books. Mind you, things like that do keep you from getting a big head, I suppose.

Readings depend very much on the audience. If you get a good audience then it's a lot of fun, if you get a load of people who just sit there like poached fish it becomes a struggle to get any sort of atmosphere going. Luckily that doesn't happen too often.

Reading groups are always fun. Especially as there's usually someone who turns up that hated something. Ah, the joys ;}#

[Kell]

Glad you did, Kell, I was beginning to think nobody loved me.
Not at all - I would have asked 20 questions a day, but I didn't want to monopolise the thread and come across like a crazy "Annie-Wilkes-from-Misery" type stalker fan! :lol: I'm a big fan, but I promise I'm not insane, nor am i prone to kidnapping my favourite authors - I wouldn't have room for them all in my small flat and my husband might complain! ;)

Reading groups are always fun. Especially as there's usually someone who turns up that hated something. Ah, the joys ;}#
Not exactly a book group, but several members from The Posh Club book group in Aberdeen (myself, Purple Poppy and Amy) occasionally meet up for a coffee and book chat on a Saturday at The Cellar (Provost Skene's House), so if you're ever in the vicinity around 11am-ish, please do pop in and say hi! It'd make our day!

And I promise, none of us are crazy-types. :D

To be honest, after completing the latest book (FLESH HOUSE) it's hard to think of anything I enjoy about it at all. Well, I say completing, but there's still the line edit to go through yet. But once I've forgotten the nine months of torture and misery, I'll be back to the fun bit again: 'making **** up'.
I can hardly wait for the next book to come out (and I know both my mother and grandma are also eagerly awaiting it too!). When is it due?

[Michelle]

Glad you did, Kell, I was beginning to think nobody loved me.


These threads usually go quiet towards the end of the month. I'd like to say thank you from me for answering our questions. All the best with the new book. :smile2:

[Kell]

And a BIG thank you from me too - it's been great having you here, Stuart. I hope you'll still visit every now and then, at least to give us updates on forthcoming books!

[Inver]

Thank you from me too. It has been fun reading all the questions and answers.....good luck with new book.

[burghead lass]

A big thank you from me too look forward to reading more of your books

[madcow]

Same here, thank you Stuart. Looking forward to reading the new book when it's out.
Good luck for the future.

[Stuart MacBride]

Thank you all for having me (in a non-dirty sense), and asking questions.

And Kell - FLESH HOUSE will be out in May 2008, with a very different (to the Aberdeen books) novella out in July called SAWBONES. Which was a lot of fun to write. Nice and short, and more than a little twisted.

You all have a good weekend, OK?

Arrabest,

Stuart

[Kell]

Looking forward to both the books, Stuart. hope you have a great weekend. :D

[Purple Poppy]

It's been great having you on the forum Stuart. Thank you for taking the time to talk with us. Don't be a stranger! ;)
Pp

[Inver]

Wonder if he will still pop in here now and again to visit!;)

[Icecream]

I hope so Inver. I haven't read any of his books, but I think I will now. He seems quite an interesting character himself.

[Spooncat]

aww shame he's gone he was fun:lol:

[Purple Poppy]

He is!
Spooncat...I keep meaning to ask, is that your baby? So cute!
Pp

[Michelle]

Erm.. drifting off topic ladies. :)

[Purple Poppy]

yes...I was aware of that. Just one small question Michelle.

[Michelle]

As a mum who likes to talk about her children, I see a question that is bound to turn into a conversation. ;)

Spooncat has her intro thread here (http://bookclubforum.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=3845). :)