ian Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 Heard this one the other day - made me smile. A man walks into a pet shop and asks for a goldfish. "Do you need an aquarium"? asked the pet shop owner. "I don't care what star sign it is"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I got this from the Stephen Fry novel, The Hippopotamus: - Knock knock. - Who's there? - I've done up. - I've done up who? - Hehe, you've done a poo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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