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I have only glanced through The Truth about Chickamauga by Col. Archibald Gracie, but know from reports that it is one of the most pointless, boring books ever written.

 

Among classics, I found the Collins Library Giant edition of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables impossible to read. Some busybody who had nothing better to do gave me a beautiful copy of this book on my 12th birthday in 1967 and despite several attempts, could not maintain my concentration beyond the Fantine chapter. By the mid-70s I could no longer stand the sight of the big book on my bookshelf and so simply gave it away one fine day.

 

Among modern thrillers, I found the grossly overhyped The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown very disappointing. Poorly plotted and written about a subject that has been speculated for decades.

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The Devil's Advocate, by Andrew Neiderman. See the film, because it's great, but the book is truly awful.

 

Mourning Ruby, by Helen Dunmore. B-O-R-I-N-G.

 

Bad Moon Rising, by Sheila Quigley. Supposed to be a crime thriller....I guessed the perpetrator about 1/3 of the way through (as did other people I know who have read it). Bad grammar, bad writing. Avoid!!

 

The Accidental, by Ali Smith. I found this book a real drag, and felt that the author was just trying to show off how clever she is. I read it for a book group, and practically everyone found it boring. Several people gave up on it.

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I'd like to add The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark. It's got to be one of the dullest books I've ever finished. I kept waiting for something to happen and then realised that everything I'd been told in the first few pages was pretty much it. Talk about a major let-down!

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1. Sophie's World - Jostein Gaarder

 

Utter drivel

 

2. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth

 

Soap opera set in India. Soaps are ok on TV

 

3. Perfume - Patrick Suskind

 

Boring, boring, boring. Then a barking mad ending

 

The above three I am especially disappointed with as I had looked forward to reading each of them.

 

4. The Mayor of Casterbridge - Thomas Hardy

 

Egotistical bore. Grrr....

 

5. With No One as Witness - Elizabeth George

 

Sorry Missus, you've lost it. I thought you wrote Whodunnits, not 'Oh look we solved the murder behind the scenes its'

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2. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth

 

Soap opera set in India. Soaps are ok on TV

 

Hahaha! Very true. I actually really enjoyed A Suitable Boy, but it was just a great big meandering family soap opera saga with very little apparent depth. I think it would have been insufferable had I not read it fairly quickly during a very long holiday.

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3. Dracula - Bram Stoker - Had to read this for English A-Level I think I skimmed half of it to tell the truth. Good writing ability I think, but bad plotting. It felt so all over the place. It's a shame as I think it could have been a lot better.

 

5. The Turn of the Screw - Don't know and don't care - Read this in year 11 in school. Hated it. Absolutely hated it. Hated the book, the BBC filmy thing of it and every bloody lesson about it. I was hoping they'd all die at the end and I could get some satisfaction. Can't actually remember much about it apart from thinking 'hate it' at the time. I'm pretty sure it was one of the most pointless classics ever to be written.

 

hehe - I'm loving Dracula (Only 100 pages in though)

and I LOVED turn of the screw!

 

My 5:

 

White teeth - Zadie Smith - well written but I could not sympathise with any of the characters. They all seemed quite self absorbed. Gave up half way.

 

Captain Corelli's mandolin - well written but dull, too long-winded and not enough pace for me. Gave up half way.

 

The Mill on the Floss - George Eliot. Did it for A Level. Aaarghh!!

 

The wives of bath - Wendy Holden. The most appalling drivel! The characters were gross caricatures and mostly very annoying. Ugh I hated it - utter nonsense.

 

Frankenstein - Mary Shelley. Found the writing style quite annoying.

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I'd like to add The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark. It's got to be one of the dullest books I've ever finished. I kept waiting for something to happen and then realised that everything I'd been told in the first few pages was pretty much it. Talk about a major let-down!

 

 

Yes and I found that I couldn't take to Jean Brodie at all which didn't help.

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Some busybody who had nothing better to do gave me a beautiful copy of this book on my 12th birthday in 1967 and despite several attempts, could not maintain my concentration beyond the Fantine chapter.

Surely the though they were being kind when they gave it to you though?

 

The wives of bath - Wendy Holden. The most appalling drivel! The characters were gross caricatures and mostly very annoying. Ugh I hated it - utter nonsense.

I read something by her (I can't even remember what it was called, but it wasn't that one) and it was awful too!

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Surely the though they were being kind when they gave it to you though?

 

No, Janet they were not. 'They' was in fact my foster-mother, one of the nastiest pieces of work that ever lived....I mean it. The only reason she bought me that book was because it was supposed to be a status symbol. I had just started Summer holidays (April & May in India. I recall now that it was not, in fact, a birthday present as I mentioned earlier) and was busy classifying my large comic collection. Some equally catty friend of my FM remarked that her daughter only read classics during the holidays - I clearly recall that she mentioned Vanity Fair & The Moonstone at the time. My FM thought that this implied comparison was terrible and before I knew it had thrown out all my carefully collected comics and bought me the biggest classic that she could find - the Collins Library Giant edition of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. This was over 40 years ago and I was 11 years old at the time.

 

Still think 'they' were being kind? I think Jean val Jean might have disagreed too.

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White teeth - Zadie Smith - well written but I could not sympathise with any of the characters. They all seemed quite self absorbed. Gave up half way.

 

 

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Quite agree - I finished it and wondered what all the fuss was about - some reviews even said it was funny amusing :D I don't think so!!

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Captain Corelli's mandolin - well written but dull, too long-winded and not enough pace for me. Gave up half way.

 

Captain Corelli - ugh! I really can't understand what people see in this, I've tried reading it three times, got three quarters of the way through last time but gave up in disgust.

 

LOL - not surprised with this.

 

Apparently it's one of the top 100 books most likely to go unfinished. I see tons of copies of it show up in the thrift stores around here. I'm not even going to bother to try to read it.

 

Has anyone seen the movie? I haven't.

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I always find it interesting when people have completely different opinions of the same books.

 

A lot of people here have enjoyed Margaret Atwood's books. I've not read them but my husband was given one and he didn't enjoy it.

 

What is it you don't like about the Harry Potter's?

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It's tough to properly justify it - I've had a look at them all (my girlfriend likes them) and found them puerile. Also I worry as a lot of my friends who do like them say that "there are no other books anywhere near as good" (I'm quoting one of them). There really are - even as someone who admittedly criticises them without ever having finished one of them I know that wizards and strange creatures are done brilliantly by Tom Holt, Tom Sharpe does bespectacled nerds doing well for themselves and James Herbert (on his lazy books) manages to do heroes winning out through luck quite well without any help from JK Rowling.

 

With any luck I'll be proved wrong and my normally non-reading friends who are devouring Harry and his magical chums will go on to read other books. The problem is that I really doubt it....

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...My FM thought that this implied comparison was terrible and before I knew it had thrown out all my carefully collected comics and bought me the biggest classic that she could find - the Collins Library Giant edition of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. This was over 40 years ago and I was 11 years old at the time.

 

That is terrible, Oblomov. I'm so sorry (and I mean that sincerely). :) My mother also had her beloved possessions thrown out by her mother, so I am lucky that she would never do that to mine, knowing what it's like.

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That is terrible, Oblomov. I'm so sorry (and I mean that sincerely). :lol: My mother also had her beloved possessions thrown out by her mother, so I am lucky that she would never do that to mine, knowing what it's like.

 

That's OK. My FM was a delightful woman. She would have made a wonderful wardress ar Auschwitz or Treblinka.:):sarcastic:

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pernicious goblinsh!te?

 

Could you have the grace to add a after that please? :D

 

I'm going to add some new 'please don't waste your life with this book' books to my five (I'm a rebel, shoot me).

 

6. Maggie's Tree by Julie Walters. This book truly upset me that I had wasted good reading time on it. Very rarely has that happened. I would have dumped it after a couple of chapters but a) I love Julie Walters, :motz: It was short so I figured i could read it quickly (I couldn't) c) I kept hoping it would improve (ha!) d) It had good reviews on the back e) the cover was pretty (yes, I know). I should have read the Amazon reviews first.

 

7. The Memory Keeper's Daughter - Kim Edwards. Am I the only person in the world who thought this was just too precious for words? How any story can be told without an ounce of humour must be an achievement but not one I would applaud. It was all just far too worthy for my liking, saying you don't like it almost feels like saying you eat kittens for breakfast.

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5 Lord of the Rings - JR Hartley, or whoever How many trees died to print this? Where's the story? How many songs can a hobbit sing to waste another 100 pages while I cry for all the time wasted trying to plough my way through this pernicious goblinsh!te?

 

Hahahahahaha! How very right. I liked it as an 11 year old though (who skipped past all the pointless Elvish poetry. I would recommend it to nerdy 11 year old boys. Not to anyone else, mind you.

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