Denise Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Go to google and type "unfortunately, xxxxxxx" (where xxxxxx is your first name) into the search box, INCLUDING THE QUOTATION MARKS. Check out the responses, and if you get any funny ones, post them here.. "Unfortunately, Denise went a little overboard and got this funky leopard print version, which just discounts any sophistication the luxurious and in-demand ..." "Unfortunately Denise decided that her wallet should try scuba diving as well, which was perhaps not the best idea! ..." Above were just a couple that came up for me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 That's too funny Denise! Unfortunately Abby is crying in her sleep while I am writing this. Unfortunately, Abby causes quite a stir when she arrives there. "And you know we don't serve Negroes in here. Have you forgotten your place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Kiel was dropped by the Chargers when he pleaded guilty to a felony drug charge in 2007 unfortunately Kiel radio also was off. He tried to run for cover by changing course for Skillinge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie2008 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately Stephanie can't have both, although I can see how tempting it is to want both. Unfortunately Stephanie did not have any hits in the USA. Unfortunately Stephanie will not be returning to the Big Brother house just yet! Unfortunately Stephanie was unable to attend the evening due to her commitments at the World Cross Country Championships in Jordan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrysalis_stage Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 (edited) Unfortunately Sarah took these and many other fascinating facts with her to her grave Unfortunately Sarah is not thick like steaks Unfortunately Sarah comes off as having drunk too much Unfortunately, Sarah heard this, for she was dusting the banisters, and she ran down, and flew into a temper with the sweep... Unfortunately, Sarah was unable to provide Natalie with details about the forthcoming terrorist attack, Unfortunately, Sarah did not show well to potential adopters. She would bark and show no interest in going to a new home - (the vision of a human barking made me laugh although it applys to a dog) Sorry to other Sarah's I got carried away with this, tis funny Edited April 12, 2010 by chrysalis_stage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nienna Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately Karen lost a couple toenails on this route... ouch. Unfortunately, Karen had misread the tide table so we ended up slopping out to the boat through mangrove swamps, ankle deep in lukewarm water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately Sarah took these and many other fascinating facts with her to her grave Unfortunately Sarah is not thick like steaks ..I so had a chuckle with these 2 Chrysalis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylie Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Kylie failed all 3 levels of the test by aspirating (fluid went into her trachea and lungs) during every test. Unfortunately Kylie is the only doll with the house. Unfortunately, Kylie was still struggling to forge her own identity. (There are a lot of Kylie Minogue ones.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladd Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Paul bought a generator a result of watching an infomercial that electrolyzes water. Unfortunately, Paul had a very public falling out with Mr. Vegas over the packaging of the latter's remix of "Hot Gal Today" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Angela is a demon sent by Satan to destroy my self-control at her leisure Unfortunately Angela's sexy shenanigans all end up the same way- with her turning into a repulsive drooling monster and doing something really very Unfortunately Angela seems to want people to see you as gay, which I'm not sure is the difference Unfortunately, Angela has not always lived up to her name, and her entry into Heaven is held up indefinitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrysalis_stage Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Pickle, I take it you are one of Satans minions, all of the above make it appear that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I know I think those Angela's have a much more exciting life than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Angela is a demon sent by Satan to destroy my self-control at her leisure Unfortunately Angela's sexy shenanigans all end up the same way- with her turning into a repulsive drooling monster and doing something really very Unfortunately Angela seems to want people to see you as gay, which I'm not sure is the difference Unfortunately, Angela has not always lived up to her name, and her entry into Heaven is held up indefinitely. Yours are the best so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcow Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately Julia's secret service could not be mentioned in her autobiography... Unfortunately Julia was not a golfer, so she ceased to listen and never heard what happened... Unfortunately Julia's masterchef journey ends today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 'Unfortunately Rosie, has a malignant tumor at the base of her tail that will require surgical removal with follow-up radiation.' 'Unfortunately, Rosie was a victim of the dog food tainting in 2007.' 'Unfortunately Rosie and The Goldbug have had to pull out of this year's Middlesbrough Music Live.' 'Unfortunately, Rosie thinks she is as important as Oprah and the center of the universe.' I love these!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Carson Whit Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Chris has about as much game as Chunk from the Goonies Unfortunately, Chris never once apologizes for being dressed like a gay chef. I think we can all agree that's just inexcusable Unfortunately, Chris was on the toilet talking to a stain on his wall which looked vaguely like a hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrysalis_stage Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Chris was on the toilet talking to a stain on his wall which looked vaguely like a hamster. I like that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Almost all of mine seem to be a male Kell, so I've picked some that don't specify: Unfortunately Kell's luck ran out in the shoot off. They lost on the third round of penality kicks. Unfortunately Kell, I think for most people interested in trying new maps it is unlikely they know how to run a hex editor Unfortunately Kell, that won't work. Unfortunately, Kell just won't get that chance now to show it. Unfortunately Kell has the top spot stuffing that idea. Unfortunately, Kell stabs Connor and prepares to behead him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Christine was not Babe in the sequel, "Babe: Pig in the City", for personal reasons. Unfortunately Christine's go go boots are out of camera range. Unfortunately, Christine doesn't want the two legged knight who covets her, she wants Dylan, the gallant and wonderful merman who escorted her to the shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Book Fiend Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 (edited) This is fantastic! Unfortunately Kelly was hoping to start a family right away and was somewhat resentful of Morgan's new jet setting lifestyle Unfortunately Kelly was unable to reveal a secret she did not know (Profound!) Unfortunately Kelly has been cancelled from the Houston, TX convention (shame!) I've just found a few more (I think I spelt unfortunately wrong first time!) Unfortunately Kelly then suffered a knee injury which kept her out of major competition until 2000 Unfortunately, Kelly soon went undercover with Kevin (then-Timothy Gibbs) and got under the covers with him, too Unfortunately, Kelly did not pick up the right bra for the trip - her breasts look sagging and it is due to the bra Oh I could do this all day! Ok ok I'll stop now. Edited April 12, 2010 by Book Fiend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately, Katie... doesn't own her castle yet, but she holds out hope that one day soon she can pull her berets out of storage . Unfortunately Katie still feels that her breasts are too big and has already scheduled a visit to America to have her 5th breast augmentation surgery. Unfortunately Katie was bored with life on the farm. She and Robert Sugden got closer, thinking it was lust and pre-wedding nerves, they began an affair. Hehe they are funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Loving these 'Unfortunately Jonny was diagnosed with Leukemia the day before his 18th brithday' 'Unfortunately for Johnny, everyone else sees him as a narcissistic Mama's boy with big muscles and even bigger hair.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rach.at.the.disco Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Unfortunately Rachel is still relatively unknown here in the US but I'm sure that after seeing these new FHM Magazine pictures, that will soon change Unfortunately, Rachel has something of a styling problem Unfortunately Rachel's muffins made everyone sick and got sued about a million time and lost all her money AGAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooshie Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Unfortunately Susan made things worse by showing up at the review board drunk and accusing the hospital administrator of having a vendetta against her... Unfortunately Susan drops some envelopes on the floor and spots what's happening under the table... Unfortunately Susan's powers of invisibility alone proved to be of relatively little use ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 "Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch." "Unfortunately Heather will never go away." "Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession." "Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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