Coffin Nail Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Agnostics and athiests...please, this is just a game. I love this game on the Actors Studio so I've pinched it. When you get to Heaven what would you like God to say to you?? ''Hey, you made it. Sorry and slugs and tomato blight chuck, your laptop's all set up, that book you were reading when you expired is on your bed. Help yourself to tea and Jaffa cakes.' Your turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Oh sorry, my mistake, you are 40 years too early, back you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 What would I LIKE God to say to me? Ummmm. 'I'm retiring soon, and we need a new God...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I would like him to say something along the lines of: Hope you don't mind but we've had to give you a quiet corner of heaven. Just a small cottage amongst the lavender fields. Unfortunately it's always hot over there so I hope you don't like rain or snow too much. We've stocked the library with your favourites books, the fridge is full of desserts and the Masseuse will be over at 9am every morning. You also have the use of a servant should you require it......he's an Alexander Skarsgard look-a-like. Anyone you'd like to see again is only a phone call away This is my idea of heaven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 What would I LIKE God to say to me? Ummmm. 'I'm retiring soon, and we need a new God...' Being a moderator is obviously going to someone's head! (Watch your back Michelle!). How about: "Yeah, that whole "organised" religion thing didn't really work out to well, did it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I'd compliment him on his rather epic beard if I ever got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Being a moderator is obviously going to someone's head! (Watch your back Michelle!). Hah, yeah, coz I wouldn't break down and cry under the pressure of actually RUNNING a forum. I just think it'd be fun to be God coz I'd totally change the rules and play tricks on people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 "Here's a map; 1) Library of all Books 2) Food Halls of all Foods 3) Countryside of your dreams 4) Temporary Change of Scenery Centre, to suit all moods. Enjoy. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Chrissy, yours sounds great but I would add to your map.... 4. Awesome surround sound system with any music you want at the touch of a button 5. Visitors by invitation 6. Computer so you can still keep in touch with your 'earth' friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Carson Whit Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 When you get to Heaven what would you like God to say to you?? You took the wrong elevator, you were meant to go down....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I would hope She would say to me: "Welcome to Heaven - the chocolate here is calorie-free!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 God would say to me: "Ha ha ha! Good one! Now get on the floor and give me twenty, soldier!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffin Nail Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 You took the wrong elevator, you were meant to go down....... I'm not worried. I have a fab line in asbestos underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Carson Whit Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 God: Now about that harem of virgins you were promised - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie2008 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I would hope She would say to me: "Welcome to Heaven - the chocolate here is calorie-free!" Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readwine Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 God says "You get to take care of all the dogs in Heaven and yes, they are allowed up on my couch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randa23 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 God: I have decided to reincarnate you as a little boy in 2300. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooshie Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 The library's over there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenKingman Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 "What the hell are YOU doing here, i see what you do at night" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 'Paula, you were right' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mRose Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Your dog is waiting for you in the large room full of books and desserts. And yes it's true just in heaven everyone is beautiful, but then again that true one earth as well y'all just have a problem with seeing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirinrob Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 You have the Library of Babel at your finger tips and it all makes sense ( nod to Borges ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlette Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 "So.. you made it after all..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Mappelle Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 You were right; bang on in fact; the young ones arrive 1st; as you always said, "how come all the bad things happen to the nice people"?.. Only 'down there my son; only down there'! Anyway; how come it took you 60 years to get here? That tell you something does it? Anyway; welcome to eternal reality!..... Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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