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My boyfriend talks in his sleep only like right as he's falling asleep. We were once having a serious conversation/fight when I asked him if he was listening to me he told me "Well it would be easier if the trash can was closer!"

 

I was just getting into bed, and put my arm around his belly when he said "stop touching my trailer hitch!" which I wasn't touching..

 

That's too funny :D

 

Edit: Yay, they're still updating that site! The latest made me LOL! "I need your name. Your name. It's for the list of turds. The queen wants it. Yes. Your n- Oh! I see I have your name. Twice."

 

Edit: I just realised you can listen to these! :D

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My husband and daughter both sleeptalk. At a friends sleepover Claire once shouted "Wool! eat it, eat knitting wool!" which they teased about for years.

 

Clive makes no sense at all, it sounds like comedy chinese, a bit ying ton yiddle y po, when I ask him what he said he then shouts "behave!"

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My husband and daughter both sleeptalk. At a friends sleepover Claire once shouted "Wool! eat it, eat knitting wool!" which they teased about for years.

 

Clive makes no sense at all, it sounds like comedy chinese, a bit ying ton yiddle y po, when I ask him what he said he then shouts "behave!"

 

Thats so funny! I wonder if it's something passed on through the family!

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I've just been reminded by the husband that I've been known to whimper in my sleep, but that's usually when I'm having a nightmare & in my dream I'm screaming :D

 

Claire & Clive are both a bit ocd to me. They have to count everything they see, they can't let their mind go blank at all.

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