SueB Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Explains itself me thinks......you wish for summat and the person below corrupts it i.e. I wish I was rich and the next person says wish granted but its monopoly money..........I will go first I wish I was taller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted! But you are taller from having a pair of Spice Girl'esque platform shoes super glued to your feet! I wish Hugh Jackman had got to me before my OH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fi. Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Wish granted - unforunately he's now bald, severely spotty, only 5ft tall and broke I wish I was a bestselling author Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted but you have forgotten how to write ....... I wish that money grew on trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fi. Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted but the trees are 1000 ft tall and there's no such things as ladders or cranes I wish I was a film director Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted but all your movies are z-movies with z-actors which nobody watches so you make them at a loss. I wish I could make a new scientific discovery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fi. Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted but you lose all your research grants and sink into obscurity I wish I was able to travel in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted but you travel back in time, squish the first life form on earth and thereby eradicate not only yourself but all life on the planet. Okay that was harsh, I feel guilty now. I wish........... okay I'm going to make this tough to corrupt, that will be my aim! I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fi. Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Ouch Granted but millions of armed forces personnel are now all out of work and you have to pay for their upkeep I wish I could be a supermodel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Ack, that was a nice comeback. Granted but..... sheesh I can't do this without being mean. Um. Supermodel. All I can think about is superficiality, floundering money-based friendships and relationships and drug abuse. Oh I know - granted but they make you wear the most utterly ridiculous clothes and hairstyles ever invented I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiish Pooh Bear was real (As a friendly bear, not an actual bear!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fi. Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted but you're allergic to him! I wish that I could unearth an important archaeological find in Egypt that everyone else has missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted but you accidentally irrevocably damage it in your excitement and become reknowned world wide for ruining it I wish I could go into space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I wish I could go into space! Wish granted! (But we're not giving you a means of getting back . . .). I want to be a tree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amethyst Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I'm enjoying just reading this, it's making me giggle, I'm not imaginitive enough to participate though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitra Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I want to be a tree! Granted, but they put fire on you, because they want to build villas. I wish I was a punk rocker back in the 70's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Wish granted! (But we're not giving you a means of getting back . . .). That's horrible! Someone else reply to Dimitra's, I wasn't even born in the seventies so *shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I wish I was a punk rocker back in the 70's Granted, but you're so appallingly bad at it that you miss out on the sex, the drugs AND the rock and roll lifestyle and end up hiding out, hermit-like, from sheer embarrassment! I wish that the days were a few hours longer so I had more time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted, but it means you have way less time to sleep and you slowly go insane due to exhaustion and lack of sleep I wish I had wings so I could fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Granted, although from such heights you will gaze upon the ruin mankind has wrought upon this earth and fear for it's future... I wish I was more optimistic . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted; but everything is still going down the crapper anyway. I wish for world peace, and the end to all suffering. (Okay, which one of you want's to stuff that up?! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I already did that one. ScarletBella got me with, 'granted, but now millions of armed forces personnel are out of work and you have to pay for their upkeep :D' (all suffering is a seperate wish, so -) I wish to end world poverty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted but you have to pay everyone out of your own pocket I wish I was a size 10 again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I wish I was a size 10 again Granted, but as the average size is 16, clothes manufacturers and designers stop making clothes in your size, so you always look like you're wearing a sack! I wish I had more energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted! But now you whizz around at super speed speaking in a high pitched squeeky voice so that only dogs can hear you! I wish my garden looked like a garden, not an interrupted meadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessi Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted - but to keep it in such good condition you find you have no time for reading! I wish I was better dancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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