itsmeagain Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 a bit of dread in the people doing their shopping that day.Poppy arrives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 quite unexpectedly, she's not sure how. 'Teleportation,' she suspects, but is quickly corrected by ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) Dex, whose comments are best Edited June 25, 2014 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Left uncommented on, except on very rare occasions when he's sober or drunk enough to be polite. 'How's it going Itsme?' said dex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I am fine thanks Dex, replied itsme. Just then poppy pointed out that a lion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TintagliaIceFyre Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Was causing no end of trouble for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 the seat of Itsme's trousers. It had worried a large hole and Itsme was noticing a distinct ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Feel of feline teeth around the cheeks of his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 derriere, causing a certain nervousness in his demeanour and a tendency to clutch his nether regions with both hands and ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 To implore someone to assist in getting rid of the huge lion, whom on reflection,and in retrospect, i shall name Bertrand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) And indeed, Itsme had ample time for reflection as he waited in A&E for a tetanus and rabies shot. Now Bertand was usually a peaceful and biddable sort of lion, but on this particular occasion, something had happened to shake the equanimity of his easy-going disposition. Unfortunately, and totally unexpectedly ......... Edited June 27, 2014 by poppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 It soon transpired that Bertrand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 had experienced a nasty .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Shock when chewing itsmes trouser backs. He had got a mouthful of exercise book when he expected flesh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Shaking his head violently and spitting out fragments of confettied exercise book, Bertrand was feeling short-changed in the meat department and went searching for fresh offerings. Dex ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Happened to be in the green bus that trundled to a halt nearby. Clutching a sausage sandwich, he suddenly became aware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TintagliaIceFyre Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 That he may just have made a grievous error in his choice of sandwich filling that morning. Just an instant before Dex came to a decision to speedily chuck the unfortunate sandwich in a nearby litter bin, the lion suddenly pricked up his ears in interest, for he had picked up the deliciously alluring scent of cured sausage in mustard, and, with a swift lick of his chops, and a throaty growl, he began to slowly creep forward towards Dex. It seemed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 That the lion would grab the sausage but instead Bertrand was distracted by the sight of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 someone floating down the road in a cloud of dreamy sea-green chiffon. It was TintagliaIceFyre. Bertrand froze in his tracks, one foot raised and tail erect, then eyes crossing, collapsed suddenly into an untidy heap. He had fallen into deep and irrevocable love. He vowed henceforth to follow her devotedly through ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Thick and thin, and with that in mind, and tail still etect, he went in search of flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 The Municipal Gardens had a particularly fine display of petunias this year and Bertrand made a beeline for the choicest blooms. Unfortunately .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 It was raining by now, and thus his fine mane got wet, yet he had enough self composure to want some petunias. But he had no thumbs. Seeing Megan Burke, 24, from Haringey, walking by, he thought he would ask her...but before he even realised he can't speak human,Megan shrieked and ran away, scared of the hugely beautiful lion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TintagliaIceFyre Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 that appeared to be stalking her. At that moment, Tintaglia arrived from a taxi, it pulled up to a curb and she glided out with an effortless swish of her glossy, citrus-scented hair. She just happened to come to witness the spectacle of a rather distressed Megan Burke, who was shrieking and running away in utter terror from a very large, and very beautiful lion. Huh, Tintaglia thought. How weird. Suddenly, just as the lion was staring in confusion at the hastily retreating figure of Megan, he had just caught a scent in his nostrils. A very powerful, alluring scent of citrus mixed with coconut body wash. He turned, and saw to his delight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 the object of his besotted adoration, Tintaglia, and smelling like some delicious exotic cocktail. He loped towards her, planted two great paws on her shoulders, causing Tintaglia to buckle at the knees, and gave her a great big .............. (lol just looked up your name Tintaglia, and I think I should have had you floating in on a cloud of silvery blue chiffon! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TintagliaIceFyre Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Hee hee, yes, why thank you poppy! Lovely lol wet lion kiss. Tintaglia was bowled away by this (literally)! She didn't quite know how to react, other than to bemusedly exclaim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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