missmellow Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ...the Bowl of Expensive Magical Jelly. The mysterious magic of the jelly would not only give him the power to literally fart someone's face off, but would also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ....make him eligible to become the last........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilde Lily Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ....living creature in the universe to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ....implement the long awaited (and very shiny)....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 red panic button. Froggie couldn't wait to use this as it was believed to make the most indescibable noise, capable of .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ...rendering the very cement between bricks to melt into puddles, while all animals (including humans) would be suddenly capable of........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 literally have something go through one ear and out the other. This of course caused quite unpleasant draughts but had the advantage of .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ....clean and clear thinking, easy access ear cleaning and, of course........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipread Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 shortcuts! no walking around now, just go straight through, saves time and............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ...leaves a smaller carbon footprint, which coincidentally a small man was contemplating as he...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipread Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 pondered over whether his tricycle and three bags of shopping would go through the.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ...ear of a camel. He had a certain camel in mind, and knew he lived....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilde Lily Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ...ear of a camel. He had a certain camel in mind, and knew he lived....... ...in the Egyptian Sphinx, so he decided to re-think his idea and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ...walked his tricycle and shopping slowly home, a puncture having been caused by..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilde Lily Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 .....the thorn of a rose that had been tossed into the street by.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceinwenn Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 the eager matador fans who were chasing their dashing hero............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilde Lily Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 ....who was waving his red robe as he chased the crazed bull down cobblestone street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceinwenn Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Which made me wonder, "When did I move to Spain & wow, that matador sure was........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilde Lily Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 ....a raving lunatic! I decided to report him to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookJumper Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 ... the authorities for being such an inopportune... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilde Lily Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 ...distraction to the festivities which had... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 ...started in the main square, recently reopened after the fiasco involving..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceinwenn Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 the corndog eating contest which, unfortunately for the community meant that........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 there was a shortage of dogs for quite some time as they had all been caught, battered and fried. All except one little ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipread Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 chihuahua, he was so thin that they decided to use him for........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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