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A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
Donald has since moved into the White House.
 

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This is not a funny story or a joke but I didn't know where else to post this. :)

 

How many of you can see the circles. There are actually 16 circles if you stare at it long/hard enough. It is really weird.

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21 hours ago, muggle not said:

This is not a funny story or a joke but I didn't know where else to post this. :)

 

How many of you can see the circles. There are actually 16 circles if you stare at it long/hard enough. It is really weird.


I can’t see any! This isn’t a trick is it?:lol: 

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No trick. The brain plays funny things with a person's mind. There are actually 16 circles there. if you keep staring at it you should see them. Hint, they are fairly large circles.

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1 hour ago, Raven said:

And no frickin' circles!

There most certainly are 16 circles. You need to concentrate a little harder by staring at it. :) Concentrate on every part of it and they will jump right out at you.

 

I will give y'all until Friday and then I will tell you where to look for them. They "ARE" there.

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1 hour ago, muggle not said:

Hayley & Raven - See, I told you there were circles there. :P

 

Oooh I saw them! I can only see them if I stare at one of the vertical black lines.

 

To be fair, I think it would have been quite funny if you'd just made us all stare at the box for ages and there weren't ever any circles :giggle2:

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7 minutes ago, Hayley said:

Oooh I saw them! I can only see them if I stare at one of the vertical black lines.

 

To be fair, I think it would have been quite funny if you'd just made us all stare at the box for ages and there weren't ever any circles :giggle2:

Hmmmm, I think that Raven is still staring. :)

 

Actually, I had to stare at it for a long time before they "jumped out" at me.

 

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On 23/07/2020 at 3:50 PM, Hayley said:

To be fair, I think it would have been quite funny if you'd just made us all stare at the box for ages and there weren't ever any circles :giggle2:

:D. Conspiracy theorists in da house, eh? ;)

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On 24/07/2020 at 4:42 PM, Marie H said:

:D. Conspiracy theorists in da house, eh? ;)


Well we are in the joke corner :lol:

 

Speaking of which, I saw a book one today that made me laugh...

 

Why are books afraid of their sequels? 

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On 22/07/2020 at 12:00 AM, muggle not said:

This is not a funny story or a joke but I didn't know where else to post this. :)

 

How many of you can see the circles. There are actually 16 circles if you stare at it long/hard enough. It is really weird.

I finally saw them! I can see them if I am wearing my reading glasses, but there is not a hint of roundness when I am not!  :D 

 

On 23/07/2020 at 3:50 PM, Hayley said:

To be fair, I think it would have been quite funny if you'd just made us all stare at the box for ages and there weren't ever any circles :giggle2:

 

:lol:

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On 28/07/2020 at 2:06 PM, Chrissy said:

I finally saw them! I can see them if I am wearing my reading glasses, but there is not a hint of roundness when I am not!  :D 

Me too, I could only see the circles through the blurry edges of my varifocal specs!

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