poppy Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 A posh young chap from Tolpuddle Got himself into a terrible muddle Whilst learning to drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 On 23/07/2021 at 10:42 AM, poppy said: A posh young chap from Tolpuddle Got himself into a terrible muddle Whilst learning to drive He nudged a beehive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 A posh young chap from Tolpuddle Got himself into a terrible muddle Whilst learning to drive He nudged a beehive And his size puffed up by double Erik, a plump lad from Norway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 21 hours ago, poppy said: A posh young chap from Tolpuddle Got himself into a terrible muddle Whilst learning to drive He nudged a beehive And his size puffed up by double Erik, a plump lad from Norway Took an overnight ferry to Torbay.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Erik, a plump lad from Norway Took an overnight ferry to Torbay He pigged out in the cafe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 4 hours ago, poppy said: Erik, a plump lad from Norway Took an overnight ferry to Torbay He pigged out in the cafe Met a girl named Melaffey .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Erik, a plump lad from Norway Took an overnight ferry to Torbay He pigged out in the cafe Met a girl named Melaffey And unfortunately got stuck in a doorway A lively young lassie from Glasgow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 At a dance, met a bloke named Steve Hazgoe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebug Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 They immediately clicked, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 12 hours ago, timebug said: They immediately clicked, And when they got nicked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayley Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 A lively young lassie from Glasgow At a dance, met a bloke named Steve Hazgoe... They immediately clicked, And when they got nicked... They blew kisses through bars in the window. There was a small puppy from Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 There was a small puppy from Spain A dachshund with a curious name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Hux said: There was a small puppy from Spain A dachshund with a curious name Fernando the second... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 There was a small puppy from Spain A dachshund with a curious name Fernando the second His teeth were a weapon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 6 hours ago, poppy said: There was a small puppy from Spain A dachshund with a curious name Fernando the second His teeth were a weapon And they nibbled his human, named Jane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk And some smelly old civet cat musk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 When he went to the dentist.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk And some smelly old civet cat musk When he went to the dentist A second rate apprentice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 23 hours ago, poppy said: Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk And some smelly old civet cat musk When he went to the dentist A second rate apprentice Said I'm going to be pulling your teeth out til dusk. 🦊🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Margaret Sarah went too soon..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Margaret Sarah went too soon She got bit by a rabid raccoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 18 hours ago, poppy said: Margaret Sarah went too soon She got bit by a rabid raccoon When she looked at her wound..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebug Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) Margaret Sarah went too soon She got bit by a rabid raccoon When she looked at her wound..... she literally swooned, Edited August 16, 2021 by timebug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 6 hours ago, timebug said: Margaret Sarah went too soon She got bit by a rabid raccoon When she looked at her wound..... she literally swooned, Rnd gasping for air, she fell doon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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