poppy Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 There once was a singer from Egypt Who never could stick to the script Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 When he went alto..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 There once was a singer from Egypt Who never could stick to the script When he went alto It came out contralto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, poppy said: Sorry Hayley Edited July 7, 2021 by itsmeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Hayley said: There once was a singer from Egypt Who never could stick to the script When he went alto It came out contralto His concert was one to be skipped! There once was a bookshop in Bude Where the books had pictures so rude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayley Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 minute ago, itsmeagain said: Where the books had pictures so rude... Itsmeagain, you start the new one! The internet in my area is acting up today, so my earlier post hadn't loaded in until after yours. I've deleted mine to avoid confusion. Sorry about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 OK new one is.. A bloke named David from Bangor....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 A bloke named David from Bangor Could wake up the dead with his snore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebug Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 A bloke named David from Bangor Could wake up the dead with his snore Although he tried hard, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 10 hours ago, timebug said: A bloke named David from Bangor Could wake up the dead with his snore Although he tried hard, Dipping his nose in lard..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 A bloke named David from Bangor Could wake up the dead with his snores Although he tried hard, Dipping his nose in lard He still sounded like a wild boar Young Horace put beans up his nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 12 hours ago, poppy said: A bloke named David from Bangor Could wake up the dead with his snores Although he tried hard, Dipping his nose in lard He still sounded like a wild boar Young Horace put beans up his nose Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Young Horace put beans up his nose Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows But once they were there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 46 minutes ago, poppy said: Young Horace put beans up his nose Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows But once they were there As they ascended the stair.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Young Horace put beans up his nose Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows But once they were there As they ascended the stair He feared they would all decompose. Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 13 hours ago, poppy said: Young Horace put beans up his nose Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows But once they were there As they ascended the stair He feared they would all decompose. Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... When the two ventured forth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 6 hours ago, poppy said: Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... When the two ventured forth And went farther north.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... When the two ventured forth And went farther north They encountered a barber with talent to spare There once was a sailor named Barnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, Hux said: Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... When the two ventured forth And went farther north They encountered a barber with talent to spare There once was a sailor named Barnie 9 hours ago, poppy said: Whose mother was called Edith Garny....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Just a mention that my last entry above, is not courtesy of poppy. For some reason the box saying poppy said would not go away. Something frequently fou d in replying on here. 😇Cannot blame poppy for my bilge. 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayley Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 4 hours ago, itsmeagain said: For some reason the box saying poppy said would not go away. Something frequently fou d in replying on here. (I think it's probably trying to 'restore content'; remembering something you quoted but didn't post. If you click on the box that says Poppy and press backspace it should go ) There once was a sailor named Barnie Whose mother was called Edith Garny He purchased a boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 And along with a goat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 On 7/22/2021 at 4:09 AM, itsmeagain said: Just a mention that my last entry above, is not courtesy of poppy. For some reason the box saying poppy said would not go away. Something frequently fou d in replying on here. 😇Cannot blame poppy for my bilge. 🤣🤣 Mwaahahaha... you'll never escape! There once was a sailor named Barnie Whose mother was called Edith Garny He purchased a boat And along with a goat He demolished a pile of spam sarnies. A posh young chap from Tolpuddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 A posh young chap from Tolpuddle Got himself into a terrible muddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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