megustaleer Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty With its swearing drove everyone nutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty With its swearing drove everyone nutty It couldn't be staid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said: A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty With its swearing drove everyone nutty It couldn't be staid It's nuts it mislaid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megustaleer Posted May 15, 2021 Author Share Posted May 15, 2021 A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty With its swearing drove everyone nutty. It couldn't be staid, it's nuts it mislaid... So they sealed up its beak with some putty. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A diet of chocolate and cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 A diet of chocolate and cheese Caused Rodney to expand at the knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 When he went to the shop...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 A diet of chocolate and cheese Caused Rodney to expand at the knees When he went to the shop For a giant lollipop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 21 minutes ago, poppy said: A diet of chocolate and cheese Caused Rodney to expand at the knees When he went to the shop For a giant lollipop He ate all the honey made by all the bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight Liked to curse and fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, poppy said: Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight Liked to curse and fight When he trained as a boxer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megustaleer Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 We seem to have forgotten, again, how a limerick is constructed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight Liked to curse and fight When he trained as a boxer.... As soon as he clocks her He tried to make everything right. There was a young lady from Whipsnade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 There was a young lady from Whipsnade Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, Hux said: There was a young lady from Whipsnade Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade Said hey there, ahoy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 There was a young lady from Whipsnade Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade Said hey there, ahoy.... As a distracting ploy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 9 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said: There was a young lady from Whipsnade Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade Said hey there, ahoy.... As a distracting ploy Then told the man hey mush your bed's made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 A rancid old man from Manchester... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 A rancid old man from Manchester... Had a soap maker as an ancestor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 20 hours ago, poppy said: A rancid old man from Manchester... Had a soap maker as an ancestor When he went for a shower.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 A rancid old man from Manchester... Had a soap maker as an ancestor When he went for a shower.... He produced a scent like a flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Hux said: A rancid old man from Manchester... Had a soap maker as an ancestor When he went for a shower.... He produced a scent like a flower And said, "If she smells nice then I'll best her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 A woman called Scilly, from Thames..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megustaleer Posted May 21, 2021 Author Share Posted May 21, 2021 A woman called Scilly, from Thames..... Invented some silly team games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 On 21/05/2021 at 8:53 AM, megustaleer said: A woman called Scilly, from Thames..... Invented some silly team games One was named Squillion.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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