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If I had a few folk come for supper

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper

As an exciting dessert 

Which I'll share with Pa Burt

And rate it jolly good tucker

 

I like to put beans in my ears

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I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm,

For it's very bad form

As she's worked at the Heinz factory for years 

 

There once was a chap from Wetwang

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3 hours ago, Hux said:

I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm,

For it's very bad form

As she's worked at the Heinz factory for years 

 

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 

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There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 
When a small one let off

In his trousers he coughed

And the scent took control of the land 

 

A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty

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