Hux Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 (edited) Young Fred had a thing about trains He was not, though, equipped with much brains.. He liked to choo choo Like a demented gnu Before having a nap in the drains When Margaret discovered S&M Edited April 6, 2021 by Hux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 When Margaret discovered S&MShe started to raise her hem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 (edited) When Margaret discovered S&M She started to raise her hem A man called Steve Edited April 7, 2021 by Hux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 When Margaret discovered S&M She started to raise her hem A man called SteveAsked her to leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 8 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said: When Margaret discovered S&M She started to raise her hem A man called SteveAsked her to leave So she said I will whip all the men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 A grumpy old soldier named Billy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 A grumpy old soldier named Billy... Looked down in his trousers when chilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 7 hours ago, Hux said: A grumpy old soldier named Billy... Looked down in his trousers when chilly But what he saw there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 A grumpy old soldier named Billy... Looked down in his trousers when chilly But what he saw there.... He just couldn't bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 A grumpy old soldier named Billy... Looked down in his trousers when chilly But what he saw there.... He just couldn't bear A peanut instead of a willy There once was a lad at the zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 There once was a lad at the zoo Who very much liked the Gnu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said: There once was a lad at the zoo Who very much liked the Gnu When he went to the staff room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 There once was a lad at the zoo Who very much liked the Gnu When he went to the staffroom Instead of the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 3 hours ago, poppy said: There once was a lad at the zoo Who very much liked the Gnu When he went to the staffroom Instead of the bathroom He crouched down on the floor for a poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 A time when there was no war.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 A time when there was no war..So peaceful it would make you snore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 A time when there was no war.. So peaceful it would make you snore The bombs were unused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megustaleer Posted April 11, 2021 Author Share Posted April 11, 2021 A time when there was no war.. So peaceful it would make you snore The bombs were unused And landmines defused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 A time when there was no war.. So peaceful it would make you snore The bombs were unused And landmines defused And peace reigned on meadow and shore. Wilhelmina would just stand and stare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Wilhelmina would just stand and stareAt something that was barely there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Wilhelmina would just stand and stare At something they was barely there On closer inspection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Wilhelmina would just stand and stare At something that was barely there On closer inspection She's admiring her reflection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 (edited) Wilhelmina would just stand and stare At something that was barely there On closer inspection She's admiring her reflectionWhich was stunning, to be fair Edited April 12, 2021 by lunababymoonchild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunababymoonchild Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 There was a young man from Glasgow ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 There was a young man from Glasgow ...... Who triggered a global fiasco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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