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A young man by the name of Sid Bater

Decided to buy a large freighter

It sprung a big leak
He started to freak

As inside there sat three alligator

 

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A clueless young gent from the coast

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A clueless young gent from the coast

Had a woman named Maureen as host.... 
He let down her hair

Over shoulders bare

Said 'You'd make a lovely pot roast! '

 

Bert Blewitt frequently said 

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7 hours ago, poppy said:

A clueless young gent from the coast

Had a woman named Maureen as host.... 
He let down her hair

Over shoulders bare

Said 'You'd make a lovely pot roast! '

 

Bert Blewitt frequently said 

That a pimple on his forehead... 

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12 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

Bert Blewitt frequently said

That a pimple on his forehead

Kept getting bigger

And please now don't snigger

Bert, and Pimple now choose to be wed.

 

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A wolf made a classic mistake

When one day, upon her lunch break.. 

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