Maureen Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 New wicked humour from the author of the bestselling Bunny Suicide books This Christmas you can finally let your bunnies out of their padded hutches, because Andy Riley doesn't want them anymore. He wants your children! From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour - GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel: 'Every ant you meet must be named' 'It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit' 'All wind is made by wind farms' 'Wine makes mummy clever' 'Ronald McDonald is dead!' Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere. I came across this book, which is being advertised as a great present for Christmas. I think the author has a really wicked sense of humor. I smile reading this, but would not tease any kids with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 LOL - it sounds hilarious - I might get it for my hubby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 'It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit' Now, for some twisted reason, that one really amused me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 I know...but can you imagine little kids'eyes opening widely in horror when they hear that? :? (Or knowing kids opening in glee!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Nah...this book must be aimed for self-loathing, peace hating, parents. I can only imagine with horror the number of whys and hows and whos and whens and whats and wheres that I have to endure and answer, were i to be silly enough, and self-sadistic enouch to buy it and use a couple of these phrases. AAAAAAARRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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