poppy Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 was indecipherable. She scanned the street up and down. It was as empty as a threatened shootout in Tombstone. She headed towards ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 the nearest baker. Maureen Skiffle, 54, ran Bread n Born bakery in Toilet Flush Lane,W21. She was just toasting a customer ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 who hadn't paid her bill. A terrible smell emanated from the shop. If the street's name hadn't put her off, the stink and furious yelling certainly did. Turning into a little side street going by the charming name of ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Daffodil view, she saw a shop named Lillian's Art and...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 Artichokes. Trixie had never been over fond of artichokes, but it looked like just one of the goodies on the menu. She ordered a chai latte and an extra large slice of banoffee pie and sat down for a food and text fest. After all, it had been a whole ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) day of tomfoolery, being made to listen to the dull monotone of surely virginal Bertie, being regaled by Cockney car maintenance men and what'more, being...... Edited August 19, 2016 by itsmeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 20, 2016 Author Share Posted August 20, 2016 completely rectified by her meeting the dreamy and quite fabulous Cyril. Funny, he hadn't answered her texts for several hours now. And looking in her handbag she realised her licence and passport were missing, along with ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) her purse, a lipstick from the famed Khmer Rouge lipstick company, some chewing gum and a pack of condoms. She felt.... Edited August 20, 2016 by itsmeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 violated! That lipstick was here favourite and ultra expensive! She realised she was unable to pay for her refreshments and the proprietor was looking rather twitchy, so she rang Cyril to see if he could help. 'The number you are calling is non-existent. Please try again.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 She was landed with a bill for 6 pounds 76 pence,coffee and banoffee. She tried to think ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 why Cyril wasn't answering her calls, after all it was definitely the right number. When she'd asked for it he said he'd already added it to her contact numbers when she'd left her purse with him to go to the loo! She tried Bertie's number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 It was .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 engaged and went straight to voicemail. There was only one thing to do. She did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 She started to cry. Well wasn't it a show? Tears so hot and so..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 24, 2016 Author Share Posted August 24, 2016 copious, she began to look like she'd spent far too long in an overheated sauna surrounded by a mound of cut onions. 'Out! Get out! You're scaring away my customers with your terrible caterwauling! They will think I've poisoned you!' and the proprietor pushed Trixie unceremoniously out the door. She headed back towards ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) the 3 wheeler they had been left with.An old man with a limp passed her, muttering about the increase in the price of bread at the supermarket. Trixie got into the car.As she drove off, Bertie appeared, waving at her as if he was a Edited August 24, 2016 by itsmeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 24, 2016 Author Share Posted August 24, 2016 demented kind of unhinged thing. She briefly considered driving on past so she didn't have to listen to him wittering on the whole way home, but commonsense prevailed and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) within minutes they both struck up the less than merry refrain 'where the hell have you been?' Bertie said smugly that he had finally found out what all the fuss... Edited August 24, 2016 by itsmeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 was about. Trixie, in her own little world, said she was experiencing cell phone reception problems, it was the only explanation for the continuing silence from the charming Cyril. Then, 'What do you mean you've found out what all the fuss is about? What fuss?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 'I visited Madame Ching Song Lee, at her pleasure parlour. Using fine scale drawings she showed me about the birds and the bees..then gave me a delicious..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 afternoon tea. We had butterfly cakes and fairy bread and chocolate chip biscuits with sprinkles on top. I learned some jolly interesting facts about birds and bees too. And she's a real good drawer. She drew a corker Hoary Puffleg and Masked Booby. I think I might ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 (edited) take up ornithology as she showed me some nice tits , a shag, and of course some boobies Now I know how good.....it can be..'.'You mean to say you spent your penny on a cheap massage parlour trollop? I thought.... Edited August 27, 2016 by itsmeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 'How dare you besmirch the name of such a beautiful innocent lady???!!!' and Bertie retreated into a huffy silence. 'I'm sorry, Bertie, I didn't mean it. Really. I'm glad you had a nice time. It's just Cyril's number is suddenly nonexistent and a whole lot of stuff is missing from my handbag. I'm really worried. You don't think ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) he's doodled me do you Bertram?' Bertie sighed. 'I don't know why you ever entertained him. You had me to think of and you hurt my feelings.' 'But as I said I already have a boyfriend.' Bertie chortled,a bitter, sour, contemptuous laugh which really...... Edited August 28, 2016 by itsmeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 sounded more like a half-strangled warthog. Trixie suddenly sat bolt upright, a look of dawning awareness on her face. 'I didn't realise it at the time, I was kind of under his hynotic spell, but I believe Cyril was pumping me about our interest in Gus Despicable! I just happened to mention him, and then ...and then...' she said, trying to remember exactly, 'I'm sure he was surreptitiously stuffing a Mudshoot United scarf into ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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