Dex was beffudled and bewildered, An Orange Suit, A Wedding, Not a Chance. He reached for the phone book and looked up costume hire.
He dialled Clarence's Costumiers and asked for an extra large Orangutan suit to be sent round express delivery.
'Orange suit indeed, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
It can be planet of the apes themed'.
After doing this he packed a bag and grabbed his coat and dashing outside to grab a taxi. Tantalising thougts of Trixie passing through his thoughts, dex decided delightful Trixie was not for him. A taxi pulled up...