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He'll love it too. Put it in his lap. It'll occupy him for hours!

Happy birthday, Janet! Hop you are having a lovely one!

Thanks Paula! Wahey!

Yo. Sedge, mate. Art well, youth?

Thank you for reading my blog - it means a lot. x

Don't worry. I was being a doughnut, again! :0 xx

MmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWAH! x

Thank you! Alas, my contract doesn't begin until September, so no holidays just yet, but I'm not complaining. It's goin to be brilliant!

Yo. How goes it? I'm off out to the pub at this time. What're you up to? Hope you're tres well.

Greetings, friend. Thanks for the acknowledgement of the humour in my McRecommends thread. It certainly amused me!

How're you doing? What are you doing? How's life? How many questions am I going to ask? Does this car belong to you, sir?

(Sorry - I'm rehearsing speech patterns for when I become a police officer...)

Anyway. I hope you're very well. Pip pip.

Thank you for reading my blog, Andrea. It means a lot to me. x

Ah, but Ben. I ripped through all of them - he knows how to make you turn a page! If you enjoyed it more than his others, then I shall buy a paperback copy this very week. Hope all goes well for the start of your final year, mate.

Hey Roxi. It's been a while (I've been very busy). I totally agree with you on the subject of Perfume. I felt his words were so...visceral. He's amazing at conjuring exactly the essence of aroma. As you say, the book reaches the sublime.

Good to hear from you. Hope you're very well.

Thanks for checking out my blog, Kell. It means an awful lot to me. X

Ironically, I have also climbed the highest mountains and walked regularly through many fields... xx

Sorry about that. Couldn't help myself. I'm going to stick my head in a bucket of water now.

Hoooooo. So, nope, I just drove along the M5, the A30 and the A39 to Helston, then along some other road to Porthleven. I pop down two to three times a year. Love it. The weather was gorgeous.

Funnily enough, I hate Social Networking Sites also. Take things like this for example: Kathryn (my cousin) is soooo happy that she's found her favourite sofa in Borders available

Kathryn is soooo pleased to be arriving home after the trials of shopping

or

Kathryn is soooo down on this whole walking the dog in the rain issue

WHO CARES, YOU NARCISSISTIC MORON?!?

And what's with all the sheep throwing? If someone chucked a sheep at me, I'd be tempted to punch them in the teeth, the bloody idiots.

Anyway. How're you doing? It must be difficult with OH being 3,000 odd miles away.

Hello. I just read your reply to Chrissy about your avatar. It made me laugh out loud. My problem is that for me to look good, you have to squint really hard.

Hello there, my friend. I have noticed your absence of late. I trust that everything's okay with you and yours.

Anyway. It's a lovely weekend and I'm currently hiding from the sun because the ruddy thing's burnt me, for heavens sake!

Here's to a quiet evening in.

Take care.

Ahoy there. Thought I'd drop by to deliver our usual Sunday greetings. How're things, Sedge, me old mate?

Hi Andrea. Just whizzing in to say hi and see how you're doing. I am sitting very quietly in my living room, trying to generate an atmosphere of calm because I have picked a cat up from the RSPCA today - he's called Frank - and he's currently hiding under the bed in the spare room. I'm hopeful that a chilled vibe might entice him down.

How're things with you? What's new? 'Owt or nowt? x

Hello, Mr Butter. Thought I'd leave a note purely to say that. Hope you're well...darn, that makes my previous sentence a lie...

My motto is 'Procrastinate...NOW!'. Well. It would be if Iactually had a motto. Which I don't. I was going to have one, but I keep putting making one up off until tomorrow.

Being distracted by anybody is a pleasant thing - more so if it's from a hottie of the opposite gender. I hope and trust that all will be well for you, Roxi.

I struggle, if I'm honest, with all this business nowadays. Damaged goods, I believe I could be categorised as.

Hello there! Just popping in to say hello there. How are you doing?

Why, what's up, Giulia? Emotional upsets are my area of expertise, you know. Despite all appearances and professional background, I'm the softest sack of doormats the country has ever seen. x