Raven

The 60s film is such a bad adaptation it's really not worth spending time discussing it.

Quote the Raven: Eat my shorts!

Oh yeah, a PM, I really should write one of those at some point!

Happy Birthday G!

Thank you! (I owe you a PM, I'll be in touch soon!).

Doh! I missed your birthday! I hope you had a good one!

No, Bart Simpson.

Hope you've had a good one, lp!

Hope you've had a good one, Boss!

Aw, look, you've updated your profile picture! I can tell, because your hair is longer! (you are still hiding those Romanian fangs well, though!).

Woah! Happy Birthday for yesterday! (Well, Sunday by the time you read this!). I really should check the birthday list more regularly!

Oh nos!

I thought you looked too nice to be a vampire, unless, of course, it's a tricksy double-bluff! (I feel it is only fair to warn you that I had garlic pizza for tea, washed down with six pints of holy water and I've locked all my windows!).

Are you from there then?

Yoiks!

I didn't realise you are Romanian, for some reason I thought you came from Finland. Sorry for confusing you with frankie! So, Transylvania?

Sounds like a lot of work to, err, get some more work! Good luck!

So what course is it that you are studying then?

I'll bet you don't have a picture of her on your living room wall!

I've not seen A Scanner Darkly, I have a copy on DVD but I want to read the book first, which I never seem to get around too! I've heard the film is a bit so-so, but it has Winona Ryder in it, so it's can't be all bad!

He he, good to see you back, anyway!

Wow, that's some book list you have there!

Pish! I have mighty fine taste buds, thank you very much!

Ah, but you've managed to correctly guess what a chip buttie is, so perhaps not all is lost!

But bacon is one of the major food groups! (meat, veg, dairy, bacon, fish etc). I bet you like chp butties, don't you?! (I wonder if this one will translate . . .).