[Yello]

[Bookmarks!]

I got a beautiful metal rod bookmark with a bead and black tassel on it along with Therapy by Sebastian Fitzek from Bev today in the post!! I love it!! Its so me too

 

 

Glad you like the bookmark, I saw it and thought of you. Classy, but with a hint of beads & tassels !!

Hope you enjoy the book as much as I did.

[Hello]

Hello tintin

[Hi :)]

Hi Biffo

[Bookmarks!]

I've sent you a new bookmark for christmas Charm !!

[Funny story & Joke Corner]

LAWS WOMEN LIVE BY

 

1. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

 

2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

 

3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

 

4. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there.

 

5. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

 

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

 

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

 

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

 

9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.

 

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

 

12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

 

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.

 

14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.

 

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

Also, just a thought for all the women out there...

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy

[Funny story & Joke Corner]

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

 

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

 

So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

 

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

 

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

 

The second floor sign reads:

 

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

 

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

 

The third floor sign reads:

 

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

 

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

 

The fourth floor sign reads:

 

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

 

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

 

The fifth floor sign reads:

 

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

 

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

 

The sixth floor sign reads:

 

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

[A new first line of current book]

Jack Trent stared into the bathroom mirror.

 

Through A Glass Darkly by Bill Hussey

[Chrissy Finally Saying A Proper Hello!]

Hi Chrissy, so glad you've joined the party !

[Hello]

Hey Mona

[Hello]

[Hello from me]

Hello Paul

[All about Kay_Loves_Purple]

[Hola]

[Hello!]

[Rosalyn Cobrin]

Hello Rosalyn

[New to BCF]

Hello spainalot

[Hello from Ashleigh]

[another new member :)]

[Hello. New member here.]

[I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!]

WOOoooooo HOOooooo

I'm slightly pleased that at last that revolting little man has been voted off !! Phew.

[I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!]

David is a complete and utter !!!!!!!!

Who is voting for this moronic pain in the backside ?? Has he got a huge family that are constantly voting for him ?? ( Maybe they don't want him home !!! )

I've decided to rename David Van Day, Disgusting Vile Dickhead !!

He is not, and never was a celebrity GET HIM OUT OF THERE !!!!

Rant Over

[New Here]

Hello Jackie

[What music are you all into?]

Hmmmmmmm....... tough question !!! But here's a few of my favs at the mo

 

Bliss

Lucinda Drayton

Lou Rhodes

Lamb

Frou Frou

Emiliana Torrini

Kate Havenevik

4 Hero

Imogen Heap

Goldfrapp

Urban Myth Club

Zero 7

Secret Garden

Fragile State

State of Grace

Bombay Dub Orchestra

Future Loop Foundation

Honeyroot

Michael Buble

Eva Cassidy

Phew......... I think I'd better stop now !!

[Hi from Gretna]

Hi Ernie