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bev

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  1. Was he funny ? He cracks me up on Celebrity Ding Dong & Friday Night Project!! :lol:

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    Hi Kate, I see your reading the Tenderness of Wolves, I was thinking of getting it. How are you finding it, is it any good ?

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    She will return but I fancied a change !!

  4. :readingtwo:They are a great bunch here, you will end up with loads more books for you TBR pile !!:readingtwo:

  5. Corned Beef, chips 2x fried eggs & beans plus two slices of bread & butter.
  6. A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
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    Hello

    Hey, i'm always under control when I'm on here !!! you should see how bad I am in the "real" world !!!
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    Hello

    Hello Hubby !!
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    Hi Paula, i'm fine. Glad to hear you're ok.:flowers2:

  10. Yeh thats pretty much me

  11. I never realised father Christmas was so handsome ! ;)

  12. Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
  13. A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
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    Hi Paula, hope you are well. :D Just wanted to pop in and say I'm still thinking of you. :friends0: It's still early days, but I hope the days aren't too tough.x :friends0:

  15. Hi Susan, hope you enjoy it here. After 10 posts you can do much more. 100 posts and you can join in with the debating room. Look foreward to seeing you around the board. :welcome2:

  16. Hey I thought you was a friend of mine !!!! Oh yeh you are a bit of a worry !!!!!!!
  17. Hey Susan, you will love it here !! They are a great bunch (most of the time !!) Don't believe anything you hear about me (unless of course it's good !! )
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    that's my dog rosiewhen she was a baby. she's 3 now !!

  19. I'm bev102 on there

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    Hi Kenny, thanks for the friend request. I like your avatar :cool:

  21. Oh by the way I noticed you have MSN, so I've added you to my friends list, hope you don't mind :D just ignore me if you do, I won't be offended I have very thick skin !! :lol:

  22. my mum loved jigsaws, and spent many happy hours hunched over the board, it's certainly back breaking but does make the time fly by. she loved 1000 &1500 piece puzzles !! Too much for me :lol:

  23. Yep, it's been raining all day here. Went to Bluewater earlier but it was so busy we didn't even bother getting out of the car !!! After driving round all the car parks for 20mins we'd just about had enough !!

  24. Hi Ann how are you ???

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