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  1. bev

    Hey stranger, :006: just popped on to say hi, it seems we keep missing each other ! ( or ur avoiding me !!!) :lol: I don't come on here much now, I log in to see if anyone has bothered to write anything about books !!!(and clear all the drivel that some of these self obsessed people write !) :Tantrum::banghead::banghead: I thought this was a BOOK forum !!!! But many just want to clog up the threads with inane waffle about how tough their lives are !! While the rest pretend they care !! (hmm... hugs to all !!! LOL ) Hope u, D & the kids are ok. Hopefully catch up soon. Bye for now. :friends3:

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    Hellooooo, i'm feeling just fine now m8, thanx for asking. It completely went by boxing day !!! I managed to eat my xmas dinner & drink two bottles of wine, a couple of lagers & a few Baileys xmas night !!!!Maybe I've found a cure for a sore, swollen throat ! (huge dinner & large quantities of booze !) Howz ur xmas been ?? Sort out that msn & we can catch up on the gossip soon !

    If I don't speak to u b4, Happy New Year, have a good one ! We will raise a glass to u & urs. :006: Hi 2 D & the kids

    Byeeeeeeee:alc::alc::alc::friends3::friends3:

  3. Glad you like the bookmark, I saw it and thought of you. Classy, but with a hint of beads & tassels !! Hope you enjoy the book as much as I did.
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    :xmassign: right back at cha m8 !! Don't get too drunk, I think everyone is fed up with seeing your knickers !!!!! :lol: I'm feeling like s**t at the mo ! Feels like I'v swallowed a golf ball :motz: I'm still not willing to try Vince's cure tho !!! :no: Have a great day & I hope santa brings everything u wish for. :friends3: Love 2 D & the kids XX
  5. I've sent you a new bookmark for christmas Charm !!
  6. LAWS WOMEN LIVE BY 1. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 4. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there. 5. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks. 14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Also, just a thought for all the women out there... MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy
  7. A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
  8. bev

    Hey back to u Paula, :D I'm ok, can't wait for christmas to be over !! I know Bah Humbug !!! :lol: Hope u r well & taking care of yourself.:)

  9. Jack Trent stared into the bathroom mirror. Through A Glass Darkly by Bill Hussey
  10. Hi Chrissy, so glad you've joined the party !
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