both arms around, making it difficult for the dispatcher to hear a word.
'999 here, what is the nature of your emergency?'
'We 'ave wat yer might call a major disturbance at Johnny and Rosie's Cat Cafe,' shouted Mark.
'Please remain calm, speak quietly and describe the disturbance,' said the emergency operator.
'Well, it's loike this...' and Mark went on to describe how Henry Beech had been rammed in the back by a very impatient ( and to be fair, quite desperate) Molly Middlewich, causing a brolly blockage issue in one of the only two toilets. This had lead to a rather testy exchange between all parties involved.
'Testy exchanges don't come under the heading of an emergency, sir. Making a false emergency call can lead to a hefty fine and I suggest you ...