muggle not

When Your House is Not a Home - Little Jimmy Dickens

Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys - Waylon and Willie

screw loose

Ride Cowboy Ride - Rex Allen, Jr

Shine On Harvest Moon - Kate Smith

Joker in the pack

I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire - The Ink Spots

Time flies OOPs, I see where Luna already has this one.

Wine Me Up - Faron Young

Little Red Wagon - Miranda lambert

If I Give My Heart to You - Doris Day

Wisdom from Grrampa: Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt he forgets his sugar. Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she'll never turn into an old nag. On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine's gonna 'work'." Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, is in good health, and already used to taking orders. Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

All I Have to Do is Dream - Everly Brothers

Sweet Dreams - Patsy cline

Memories Are Made of This - Dean Martin

Two More Bottles of Wine - Emmylou Harris

Finger Poppin Time - Hank Ballard & the Midnighters

Put a Ring on My Finger - Les Paul & Mary Ford

Golden Ring- George Jones

Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash

Light My Fire - The Doors

Cheeseburger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffett

Rose in Paradise - Waylon Jennings