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Bling Swing then went up to the premises and came out carrying bags of something heavy. Bling needed two hands to heave the sack down from Danglebean and Fry. "Get snapping now!!" hissed Trixie, and Bertie complied, snapping away like....

we can pretend..." "OK sit there Bertram. Now imagine we are a married couple". And at that Trixie began berating him for spending too much money, for being too lazy.....

I come back..with reinforcements. Ignoring the bumbling Mosquito, Trixie proudly swaggered back to the car. Overawed by Trixie's commanding behaviour, Bertie began to feel good about this night.."I hope I don't get too excited during the fake kissing cos you are lush" he blurted out, to the chagrin of Trixie. "Now remember Bertie you must....

Mosquito was annoyed. "Oi do not fink you are a full shillin darlin ..I fink yer fick loike", and away he strolled, hoping she wouldn't. ...

pinched his left ear, finishing her manoeuvre with a head nod , an emphatic one, like Stan and Ollie used to do in the movies. Mossie was livid."Oi simply wadn't advoise yer to roile me..me old man is doing toime fer murder loike" said Mossie, sounding like a...

sit here quietly and just wait." "We are meant to be courting" said Bertie, "only you are beautiful and..." Just then a lemon coloured VW pulled up alongside of Bertie as he sat in the passenger seat. "Hey you" , said Bernard Mosquito , a well known local.....

know Sugar Ray Bumfluff? London's most notorious thief of toiletries from supermarkets? Well he used to wear nuclear disarmament shirts and yet he ran a successful thieved toiletries racket!!" Bertie said he thought.....

a posh man reprehensibly seen shaking hands with a large bespectacled bald bloke before zooming away in a shocking pink Viva743. "Well really I dunno who that is and why....

Welcome Mr Cat.

if she ever knew about the tomato sauce..'ere I think we ought to go to 81 Uploaders lane and spy on Bling swing." And Trixie and Bertie got into Annabelle's green car and drove mercilessly over...

the boss is at times bad tempered, but anyway,Trixie was calling the shots here and she asked when Gallstone can attend. "I will call to the office tomorrow....1245 midday and I will talk to....

"Do not call me Gallstone , do call me David. I see no need for rudeness. Annabelle took some time with me got to know me..well I wil be....

try Mr Augustus Bernard, owner of the Plentiful nightclub. Last time Ms Chiffon spoke to me it seemed she and he....

Welcome Pete.

LOL.Sadly Hart added to a long back catalogue of keeper howlers. Wales to win it I hope...dare I believe?

get help. She rang David Gallstone, a registered upholsterer responsible for the Royal family and keeping their limousines clean. Trixie had once rung before upon reading of how he once cleaned baby sick off the floor of an Alfa Romeo driven by a rich footballer . So now Trixie said. ..

His animal related short stories are utterly hilarious I must say. Overall the Clovis tales are really good too.

"For contingencies like this..and others I hope to get into later..I carry a box of Greeneasy wet wipes..moist but not overbearingly so". And at that Bertie began wiping tomato sauce off the seats. "She will....

"Well really we will be on duty...so the car we are watching from. But my pal Doris is wanting to meet you..will next Monday suffice Bertie?" , enquired Trixie in a coy way. "We will see " replied Bertie, disappointed at his failure to garner interest from Trixie. They got....

impress you with Giovanni's expert Italian cooking.Pasta tubes covered in the very nicest of red tomato sauces, swamped in melted mozz...what more can a duo like us want?" Trixie decided it was better to......

Am in Johannesburg at the trial of Oscar Pistorius.

had little time for the new boss. Suddenly wanting to seize a chance, Bertie asked if the 2 of them could "share a tasty fish supper at McLennan's Chippy prior to going to Uploaders lane." Doing swift mental calculations, Bertie envisaged a few drinks from 3 til 4, an early repast of chips fish n peas, more drinks, a fruity suggestion to a half cut Trixie followed by 6 hours sat like lemons to spy on Bling Swing. "Did you hear that Arturo "Nasty Joe" Maccarone has been released?" asked Bertie, his knowledge of Mafioso doing nothing to impress Trixie. "Frankly I am pasta all dat chatter about pasta", quipped Trixie, her humour wasted on the dullard by her side.

paypacket. She writes incentives on the envelope such as "Bertie Wertie is Annabelle's star boy" or "You are the best." "It all sounds so utterly homely and suave...and I do think being a detective is great", said Bertie, appealing ....

get down to Uploaders Lane tonight at 8. You can sit in a car with Trixie. Anyone asks you what you're up to and you claim it's a matter of awaiting the arrival of June, your mutual daughter, fresh from a piano lesson. Get me?" Trixie said that it is.....

Trixie chuckled in an impish manner. "Well..I did hear Swing Cling is nefarious in manner..that is he's a bit of a fairy beneath all the macho hyperbole." "Outrageous and idiotic" hissed the stern mama Annabelle, her crisp white blouse....